What They Said: Favorite Quotes from Supernatural “Season 7, Time for a Wedding!” 

Episode: “Season 7, Time for a Wedding!”
Writers: Andrew Dabb & Daniel Loflin

• “This is my ‘I dig smart chicks’ look. If they uh…if they wore that, I…I wouldn’t have dropped out of school.”

• “We all need to face ourselves sometime.” “Maybe he does.” “I wasn’t talking about him.”

• “Shouldn’t she…ask for my permission or something?” “You want her to ask for my hand?”

• “How did this happen?” “Short version? We…we…we met. We ate and…and talked and fell in love. And…you know, here we are.” “Yeah, I guess I’m all caught up.”

• “OK, Dead Poets Society, fine.”

• “Really? SuperFan99?”

• “Guy’s a really good friend. We met in the erotic horror section at the Novel Hovel.” “Oh my God, Becky, come on. TMI! Poor guy’s just met me.”

• “Me being supportive. Congratulations to you and the Missus.” “Thanks.” It’s a Waffle Iron. Non-stick. You just uh…actually I don’t know how to use it. Are we good?”

• “Hey, you Dean? I thought you’d be taller.”

• “Numero dos, he said you’d be all uh…surly and premenstrual working with me.”

• “Oh, Marmaduke, you crazy!”

• “Hey, is that you’re…” “Yes.” “Awkward.”

• “What’s with the scrawny guy?” “Temp.”

• “Your story’s a big deal over at the uh…Actuarial Insider.”

• “Are you threatening me?” “No. No. I’m pointing out a pattern. Why do people keep thinking I’m threatening them?” “Because it sounded exactly like a threat, dude.”

• “Here’s the plan. I drop this lady at my cousin’s. He’ll stop anything trying to get her. We uh…find Sam. Hopefully fix this. Everybody’s home in time for America’s Got Talent. Now, you. You’ll be living with a triracial paraplegic sniper ’til this all blows over, okay?”

• “I thought we were besties.” “Oh, honey, that is so depressingly Becky. I mean it’s…you’re so pathetic it actually loops back around again to cute.”

• “You’re a Crossroads Demon.” “Bingo bango.”

• “I wasn’t thrilled to see your new hubby was Sam freakin’ Winchester. I mean, if he knew that I was here talkin’ to you he’d probably…” “Gank your ass.” “Yes. And I’m very protective of my ass. It’s one of my best features.”

• “Anything?” “She’s got 11 twitter…ers.”

• “I know what I am, okay? I’m a loser in school, in life. Guess that’s why I like you so much.” “What?” “I mean, not that you’re a loser. But you had that whole character arc about being a freak and…I can relate.”

• “Dean Winchester. This is really thrilling. Hey, can I have your autograph?” “Sure. Yeah, I’ll uh carve it into your spleen.”

• “How many deals you got cookin’ in this town, Madoff?”

• “Oh crap.” “Yeah, you said it. You’re in a world…” “Hello, boys.” “Oh, crap.”

• “Sam. Mazel tov. Who’s the lucky lady?” “You’re Crowley.” “And you’re…well, I’m sure you have a wonderful personality, dear.”

• “This isn’t Wall Street. This is Hell. We have a little something called integrity. This gets out who will deal with us? Nobody. Then where are we?” “I don’t know.” “That’s right. You don’t. Because you’re a stupid, short-sighted little pratt. Now. Hand the jackass over. I’ll cancel every deal he’s made.”

• “What’d I miss?”

• “So I’ll see you again?” “Yeah, probably not.”

• “Do your thing and the right guy will find you.” (Garth looks interested) “No. No.”

• “Well, buddy. I gotta say, man. You uh…you don’t suck.” “Thank you. That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.”

• “Awww, you made a fwiend.” “Uh uh.”

• “You know I gotta say, man. For a whack job you really pulled it together.” “That’s the nicest thing anyone’s said to me. Look, don’t get too impressed man. There’s still a Denver scramble up here, I just know my way around the plate now.” “I’m just sayin’, it’s stupid to think you need me around all the time. You’re a grown-up.” “Right.” “You’re a hike in the desert hippie douche grown-up.” “Dude, I was camping. You camp.” “Whatever hippie.” “You know what though seriously? Might be nice.” “What?” “I mean, you basically been lookin’ out for me your whole life. Now you finally get to take care of yourself. About time, huh?” “Yeah. Right.”

Supernatural airs Fridays at 9/8c on the CW.