What They Said: Favorite Lines from Supernatural “You Can’t Handle the Truth” 

Episode: “You Can’t Handle the Truth”

Writers: Eric Charmelo and Nicole Snyder

• “Get in the car, he’s your case.”

• “I don’t understand, why would federal investigators be interested in a suicide?” “Well, um, it’s a new, more caring administration.”

• “Dentist drilled someone to death.” “You mean the non-sexy kind of drilling, right?”

• “You two have the most unhealthy, tangled up, crazy thing you’ve ever seen. And as long as he’s in your life you’re never going to be happy.”

• “It isn’t the Horn of Truth.” ” What are you talking about? You were gone for like two seconds. Where did you look? Everywhere.”

• “You know, I will have another one. Thought you were working. I am working up to it.”

• “I’m sitting like this so you’ll look at my breasts. I just bought them. I need a lot of attention.” (And Dean gives her the attention she needs because he’s good like that.)

• “Well I’m here hitting the books while drinking a nice glass of milk and watching Tori and Dean.” “Wait…who and Dean?” “Tori Spelling. I’m a huge fan! Girl’s a real talent.”

• “How is that half the time you clean a mess you end up dirty?”

• “Do you know my first girlfriend turned out to be a…” “No…no…no. no…uh uh…”

• “You’ve got so much buried in there and you push it down and you push it down. Do you honestly think that you can go through life and not freak out? Just what, drink half a fifth each night and you’re good?”

• “You two have the most unhealthy, tangled up, crazy thing that I’ve ever seen. And as long as he’s in your life you’re never going to be happy.”

• “I’m not going to lie. Ok, me and Sam? We’ve got issues, no doubt. But you and Ben…” “Me and Ben can’t be in this with you. Sorry.”

• “Sorry, Mittens.”

• “Do I even want to know where you got that?” “Probably not.”

• “As of yesterday I wanted to kill him in his sleep. I thought he was a monster. But now I think…” “But now you think what?” “He’s just acting like me.” “What do you mean?” “It’s the gig. You’re covered in blood until you’re covered in your own blood. (I love that line) Half the time you’re about to die like right now. I told myself I wanted out. That I wanted a family.” “But you were lying.” “No. But what I’m good at is slicing throats. I ain’t a father. I’m a killer. And there’s no changing that. I know that now.”

• “Ever since I came back I’m a better hunter than I’ve ever been. Nothing scares me anymore. Cause I can’t feel it! I don’t know what’s wrong with me? I think I need help.”