What They Said: Favorite Quotes from The Vampire Diaries “The Hybrid” 

Episode: “The Hybrid”

Writers: Al Septien & Turi Meyer

• “You’ve been dodging my calls.” “Yeah, busy day you know? Dead, fake girlfriend and all.”

• “Why didn’t you tell me?” “Happy Birthday, Elena. Stefan killed Andie. Cake?”

• “Who are you?” “The important question is: Who am I? Please, forgive the intrusion. My name is Klaus.” “You’re the hybrid.” “You’ve heard of me. Fantastic!”

• “You know, if you’re going to bring a girl home, I wish she’d have the tact not to sneak out like a prostitute.”

• “Oh and Caroline? She’s not a prostitute.” (Go Tyler!)

• “What? You’re the one who told me that I can handle things on my own now.” “Yeah, I meant like frozen dinners and SATs.”

• “Yeah, well then why don’t you save it for future generations of stubborn, relentless baby Gilberts?”

• “I’d feel bad if I got you killed before happy hour.”

• “Thanks for the tip, brotha.” “You sold me out.”

• “It’s not difficult to be loyal when you’re on the winning team. That’s something you’ll learn once you shake that horrible, depressing chip off your shoulder.”

• “Okay, okay. But we are out of here before the moon is full and I’m werewolf bait.” “I promise.” “Unless you want to relive that whole deathbed kissy thing.” “I said I promise.” “Fine.”

• “The sun’s about to set.” “I can see that, Damon.” “Just saying!”

• “Fancy meeting you here.”

• “I’m keeping the ring, then.”

• “Jeremy! Don’t trust Vicki.”

• “It appears you’re the only comrade I have left.”

• “I was wrong.” “Are you drunk?” “No.”

• “Is he okay?” “No, he’s not okay. He an insufferable martyr that needs his ass kicked. But he can be saved.”

• “I changed my mind because even in his darkest place my brother still can’t let me die. So I figure I owe him the same in return. I’ll help you bring him back.”

• “What changed your mind, Elena?” “I didn’t want to see you get hurt, okay? I was worried about you.” “Thanks.” “Yes, I worry about you. Why do you even have to hear me say it?” “Because when I drag my brother from the edge and deliver him back to you I want you to remember the things you felt while he was gone. ‘Night, Elena.”

• “You know what you’re doing there?” “No, I don’t.”

• “I’ll take care of it. I’ll make sure nothing happens to her.”

• “Hello, Caroline.” “Daddy?”