What They Said: Favorite Quotes from Supernatural “Slumber Party” 

Episode: “Slumber Party”
Writer: Robbie Thompson

 

Crowley (to Sam): “Hello, Moose.”

 

Crowley (to Sam): “You want more demon names? I want a room with a view.”

 

Crowley (to himself): “Bollocks.”

 

Dean (to Sam re: Cas): “Hey, look, nobody wants him here more than I do, okay?”

 

Dean: “This was your idea?” Sam: “Do you see anybody else in here?”

 

James Haggerty: “Wait. You captured her. All by yourself?” Dorothy: “Yes, despite all my lady parts, I managed to capture the Wicked Witch.”

 

Charlie: “Turns out the company I worked for was outsourcing to child labor. So took a big Wikileak over that. And, yeah. It’s cool though. It’s given me more time to focus on my hobbies. Like LARP-ing, macrame…and hunting.” Dean: “Excuse me?” Charlie: “Okay. It was just a couple little cases. I took down a teenage vampire and a ghost….which sounds like a YA novel if you say it out loud.”

 

Charlie: “But I kind of wish…hunting was more magical, you know?”

 

Charlie: “So where is this Commodore 64?”

Sam: “So you’ve been hunting.” Dean: “Alone.” Charlie: “I know, not a good idea according to the Supernatural books.” Sam: “You really can’t delete those from the internet?”

Dean: “Where do you even find them?” Charlie: “A top-secret place I call Amazon. And someone uploaded all the unfinished work. I thought it was fanfic at first but it was clearly Edlund’s work.” Sam: “Who uploaded it?” Charlie: “I don’t know. Their screen name was BeckyWinchester176. Ring a bell?” Sam: “None. Uh. Nobody’s. Uh, no, there are no bells. Uh…no.”

 

Charlie: “So take-out, sleepover, braid each other’s hair?”

 

Dean: “Wow, that Joffrey’s a dick.” Charlie: “Oh you have no idea. Wait until he…” Sam: “Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Spoilers. I haven’t read all the books yet.” Dean: “You’re gonna read the books?” Sam: “Yes, Dean. I like to read books. You know, the ones without pictures?”

 

Sam: “Well, I’m sorry I haven’t hung up the ‘Hang in there Kitty’ poster yet, Dean. Feel free to redecorate.” Dean: “So what? Our home’s not good enough for the ‘Hang in there, Kitty’ poster?” Sam: “This isn’t our home. This is where we work.” Dean: “What’s the difference?”

 

Charlie: “Where’s my quest?” Sam: “Magic, quests…suck.”

 

Peter Jenkins: “You were right. There’s nothing worse than adventure.”

 

Charlie: “This will never stop blowing my mind!” Dean: “Okay, pace yourself, Toto.”

 

Crowley (to Wicked Witch): “Hello, lovely.”

 

Crowley (to Wicked Witch): “Big fan. Love your work.”

 

Dorothy: “I’m helping.” Sam: “Yeah, I don’t doubt it. But for now, why don’t you rest up and help the smartest person in the room?”

 

Charlie: “So. Big fan. Ozma of Oz…” Dorothy: “Is a total ass.” Charlie: “You were much nicer in the books.”

 

Charlie (to Dorothy): “Stop ruining my childhood.”

 

Crowley (to Sam and Dean): “Wow, if it isn’t the Scarecrow and the Tin Man. Your new houseguest — so misunderstood. Neither of you saw Wicked?”

 

Sam: “All right, what does the witch want?” Crowley: “Give me a moment. I still need to air myself out.” (Dean shoots Crowley) Dean: “I think you’re aired out enough.” Crowley: “Rude.”

 

Dean (with Sam in the kitchen): “Damn it. I just cleaned in here.” Sam: “Really?”

 

Charlie: “Sorry, we raided your gun range. Made us some poppy bullets. They won’t kill the witch but they will stun the crap out of her.” Dean: “That’s my girl.”

 

Sam: “She’s looking for a key.” Charlie: “How do you know?” Sam: “A little birdie told us.”

 

Charlie: “I am not hiding. Especially in a dungeon. A wicked witch, a key, a quest? Let’s do this.”

 

Charlie: “You keep your porn meticulously organized but not…” Dean: “Don’t judge me.”

 

Dean: “Yahtzee.”

 

Dean: “Save her.” Zeke: “As you wish.”

 

Charlie: “Merry Christmas.” Dean: “I told you to stay in the dungeon.” Charlie: “I bet you say that to all the girls.”

Charlie (to Dorothy): “Can we be best friends now?”

 

Dorothy: “Dream? Charlie, you died. Don’t worry about it though. You’re not a real hunter until you’ve died and come back again.”

 

Dorothy: “And then she hunted me down and killed me.” Charlie: “Yeah, that never made it to the books.” Dorothy: “Sometimes real life is darker than fiction.”

 

Sam: “Look I never had what you had with mom and dad, okay?” Dean: “What are you talking about?” Sam: “I don’t have any memories of home. And whenever I’ve tried to make a home my own, it really hasn’t ended well.”

 

Dorothy: “Come on, we have to get to the garage.” Charlie: “There’s a garage in this place? Oh boy.”

 

Charlie: “I don’t believe it. Did you really walk down a brick road in these?” Dorothy: “No, I never actually wore them. Seemed kind of tacky wearing a dead woman’s shoes. Plus, I’m no good in heels, you know?”

 

Charlie: “Was that your Batman voice? (Sam and Dean growl) That’s definitely not your Batman voice.”

 

Charlie: “Sorry about the nards, Dean.”

 

Charlie: “Ding Dong, bitches!”

 

Crowley: “Bollocks.”

 

Dean: “Baby looks good in here, huh?”

 

Dorothy: “You have no idea how odd it is having a series of books written about you.” Sam: “Actually, I do know. Uh and it is definitely weird. But, you know what? End of the day, it’s our story. So we get to write it.”

 

Charlie: “So, thanks for the slumber party and…bringing me back from the dead.” Dean: “Uh…I didn’t.” Charlie: “Don’t BS a BS-er. Am I a zombie now? Do I need to eat brains?”

 

Dorothy: “Not bad for a bunch of librarians. You mind keeping an eye on my bike for me?” Dean: “Yeah, yeah as long as you don’t mind me taking it for a spin once in a while.” Dorothy: “Deal.”

 

Dorothy: “So, you coming or what?” Charlie: “What? With you? To Oz?” Dorothy: “Yeah, you said you were looking for adventure. Well, here it is, Red, come help me find my damn dog.” Dean: “You have no idea what’s in Oz. I mean, there’s flying monkeys, armies of witches, there’s all kinds of danger.” Charlie: “Promise?”

 

Sam (to Charlie): “You need anything, just uh tap your heels three times, okay?”

 

Charlie: “Take care of yourselves, boys.”

 

Dean: “Think she’ll be back?” Sam: “Of course. There’s no place like home.”

 

Supernatural airs Tuesdays on the CW at 9/8c.