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What They Said

What They Said: Favorite Quotes from Castle “Undead Again” 

Photo Credit: ABC/RICHARD CARTWRIGHT

Episode: “Undead Again”
Writer: Christine Boylan

  • “But then who’s going to play with me?” “I think it’s time to holster the laser guns and be adults.”
  • “Ah, well, it seems Detective Beckett is available for a play date.”
  • “Cavorting with some awful gang detective; showing up at a crime scene with a stewardess; if you want to punish Beckett, at least let her know why.” “I’m not punishing her. Am I?”
  • “Where are you going?” “To a crime scene. To work my last case with Detective Beckett.”
  • “I did a lot of research on the era. I was writing a book — a comedy about the Civil War. Turns out…not so funny.” “You don’t say?”
  • “Sorry, Charlie.”
  • “The thing that bit me…that killed David…It was a zombie.”
  • “Sorry. Let me make sure I understand so that I might properly relish this moment. You’re saying the evidence shows that Charlie and the victim both were bitten by an as yet unknown third party. “That’s what…” “Perhaps even a mindless…shuffling…undead third party.” “Castle, just stop. There’s no such thing as a zombie.”
  • “My friends…that…is a zombie. Our killer’s a zombie. (high five)
  • “I have one word for you, mother: Zombie.” “Too much makeup.” “You look lovely.”
  • “I don’t suppose you downloaded this video by chance?” “Absolutely not. That video’s police property. It would be very, very wrong of me to…get a screen grab of it and email it to myself.” “Ooh…”
  • “If you want to see some real zombies, check out the red carpet at the Tony Awards.”
  • “You were a fool to buy my act yesterday. And now you have fallen right into my trap.” “You will pay dearly for your treachery. Et tu, mother, for luring me here.” “Why whatever do you mean?” “Mm…that’s my girl.”
  • “I’ll just stay here.”
  • “Yeah, but that’s just…that’s ridiculous.” “Or is it? Charlie has not been wrong yet. Maybe our killer is patient zero. Out there on the streets of New York building an army of the undead.”
  • “A real zombie? I’m embarrassed for you, bro.”
  • “Why would a zombie go after a currency trader at 4:00am in a garage?” “This one’s easy. The more intelligent the victim, the more delicious the brains.”
  • “Trouble might have followed him to the garage.” “Or a zombie did.”
  • “Hey, hey, hey, hey, take it easy. We’re just zombie walking here.” “You’re what?” “Zombie walking. It’s like an amped up form of tag. We dress up like zombies and we chase the normals.” “That would be us.”
  • “How did I not know about this? This is outstanding. Did you do this yourself?”
  • “How about you? If you could be any supernatural creature, what would it be?” “Van Helsing. No question.” “Monster slayer. Befitting.”
  • “Listen, will this take much longer? I have a class in the morning.” “You’re a student?” “A teacher.” “Really?”
  • “Is there a police code for zombie on the loose?”
  • “He’s not a zombie, Castle. He’s just a murderer.”
  • “He’s a human killer with a human motive.” “Or he’s a zombie killer. With a zombie motive. (whispers) Tasty brains.”
  • “You know, Castle, do you really believe in all this zombie stuff? Because I would swear on my nana’s grave that Kyle Jennings was dead.” “No. You know what I do believe in? Driving Beckett crazy.” “Yeah. I have to say. It’s good to see you guys hitting it off again.”
  • “It is with a sad heart that I say that that man is no zombie.” “Oh, even though he rose from the dead?”
  • “When a life-altering moment occurs, people remember.” “Well, maybe it’s too big to deal with. Maybe he…can’t face it just yet.” “Well, you think he ever will be.” “Hopefully, if he feels safe.”
  • “Sorry, Kyle couldn’t make it. But, he uh…sends his regards.”
  • “Gotta tell you bro, coming at me like that? Almost made me a believer.” (Castle approaches again with a growl) “Stop it. Don’t do that. You’re creeping me out.”
  • “He’s going to need therapy.” “It helps.”
  • “I think I’m almost where I want to be now.” “And where is that?” “In a place where I can finally accept everything that happened that day. Everything.” “I think…I understand.” “And, um, that wall that I was telling you about? I think it’s coming down.” “Well, I’d like to be there when it does.” “Yeah, I’d like you to be there too.” “Only without the zombie makeup.” “I don’t know, I kind of think that the zombie makeup suits you, Castle.” “Yeah, I make it work.” “Tomorrow?” “Tomorrow.”
  • “Victory is mine. 1000 points. And that is the icing on the cake that has been my day.” “That’s it? It’s over?” “What? Come on, Alexis, it’s just a game.” “A game we started when I was five. It’s over.”
  • “Things change. And change is good.” “I can’t do it.” “Do what?” “Go that far away. I want to go away but not that far.”
  • “Follow your heart and you can’t go wrong.” “”And my heart is telling me…go to Columbia.”
  • “This isn’t over. (zombie voice) This isn’t over.”

The Castle Season 4 Finale airs Monday May 7 at 10/9c on ABC.

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