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What They Said

What They Said: Favorite Quotes from Supernatural “Everybody Hates Hitler” 

Photo Credit: Liane Hentscher/The CW

Episode: “Everybody Hates Hitler”
Writer: Ben Edlund

Dean: “Son of a bitch.”

Sam: “Son of a bitch.”

Dean: “Sammy, I think we found the bat cave.”

Dean: “The water pressure in the Letters’ shower room…is marvelous.” Sam: “Yeah, I still can’t figure out how we even have water…or electricity.” Dean: “Yeah, well, I am putting that in the ‘ain’t broke’ column.”

Dean: “Listen, little brother, let’s not go all geek on this stuff, OK?” Sam: “Geek?” Dean: “Yeah. Yeah, I mean, don’t get me wrong. This stuff is awesome. And it looks like they ran a real tight outfit here, but I’m just saying, you know don’t, uh, don’t think they they knew some big secrets that we don’t know.” Sam: “Dean, they were a secret society.” Dean: “Which means that they made crap up and wore fezzes and sashes and swung around scimitars. They probably didn’t even sharp — (touches the scimitar) That’s very sharp.” Sam: “Dean, I think we could have something here. Something that could help us help humanity.”

Sam: “Are you gonna take off the dead-guy robe?”

Rabbi Isaac Bass (in Yiddish): “I hope they pay you good to keep that bug up your ass.”

Dean: “Rabbis? Really?”

Dean (exhausted): “So this is a case. I just got back.”

Dean: “Why you following me, Gingerbread?”

Aaron: “I’m sorry, man. I thought…I thought we had a little thing back there at the Quad…a little ‘eye-magic’ moment. And I saw you here and I figured I’d wait until you were done with your meeting and maybe we might, uh…” Dean: “Yeah, uh, OK. But no…uh, no moment. This is a…federal investigation.” Aaron: “Is that supposed to make you less interesting?”

Dean: “OK, citizen. As you were.”

Dean: “I thought I was being followed earlier. Turned out to be a gay thing.”

Dean: “Oh, my spleen.”

Dean: “So what you’re saying is that you and me, we uh, didn’t have a moment?” Aaron: “No, man, I was tailing you.” Dean: “Told you I was being followed. He was my gay thing. That’s really good you really had me there. That’s very smooth.”

Aaron (to the Golem): “Yeah, that’s right, keep walking. You Chia Pet.”

Dean (to the Golem): “We are the good guys.”

Aaron: “Sure enough, a few days after he [Grandpa Bass] died, a big box shows up at my apartment. He always said I’d know what to do…which was crap because when I opened that box, this big, naked, potato-faced lunatic, wakes up and goes crazy.” Golem: “I didn’t…go crazy.” Aaron: “You trashed my entertainment center! And my water bed.”

Aaron: “Everybody loves bacon!”

Aaron (to the Golem): “Hey, we’re renting here. Renting!”

Aaron: “What, do you two just break in wherever you go?” Dean: “Yeah, well, our dad wanted us to have a solid career to fall back on just in case this hunter thing didn’t pan out.”

Blond Thule: “Long live the Thule.” (Golem break the Thule’s neck) Dean: “Or not.”

Sam: “So, uh, Thule Society necromancers aside, what’s our contingency plan on that? (the Golem) Dean: “Do you mean, how do we ‘oh no, Mr. Bill’ over there?”

Aaron: “Oh my God, these guys are psychopaths.”

Dean: “That’s not super comforting, got to say.”

Dean: “Nazi bastards.”

Dean: “No, Garth, not a Tool Society. Thule. T-H-U-L-E.”

Dean (about the Golem): “One badass hummel figurine.” Sam: “That we have no idea how to put back in the box.”

Sam: “How about you screw yourself, Nazi bastard?” Eckhart: “Can we…could we put the Nazi thing aside for the moment and just talk about this like…” Dean: “Nazi Necromancer dicks? Pass.”

Dean: “Now we know. Paper beats Golem, Fire beats undead Nazi Zombie freaks.”

Aaron: “That’s my grandfather. He left me something important. Something only I can do.”

Dean: “So, uh, what? Aaron’s a J.I. And you’re a Man of Letters, now? Is that it? Good.”

Supernatural airs Wednesdays on the CW at 9/8c.

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