
Episode: “Death’s Door”
Writer: Sera Gamble
- “Balls!”
- “Karen.” “You were expecting Farrah Fawcett?” “No, she always calls first.”
- “I feel like we haven’t talked in ages.” “I know just how you feel.”
- “Mother Mary. I’ve got a messed up fruitcake.”
- “I’m gonna die.” “Oh now that’s a realistic view of the mortality rate on a ghost hunt. Whoa, whoa, Nelly. Red line. All right, baby boy, here we go.”
- “Hello, Mr. Singer. Your time’s up.”
- “Never heard of a reaper showing up inside a guy’s custard.” “You’re in a coma, genius. This is what happens. I climb your…custard…and fish you out.”
- “I can find you anywhere! Even in this gin-soaked rat maze.”
- “I don’t even know you right now.”
- “And when the crap hits the fan it’s not about who has skill. It’s about who’s the bigger badass. Bobby. Can you please tell Sam that Chuck Norris could kick Jet Li’s ass?”
- “Listen, after Bridezilla took you out, do you remember what you told me about your near-death experience?”
- “What’d I see? What are you so riled up about, Paco?”
- “I’m not dying on no damn plaid carpet, no thank you.”
- “I’ll be a prima ballerina.”
- “I need my partner on this. Please!”
- “You broke my heart, Bobby. You happy?”
- “Just so you know. I’m sorry. I never stopped being sorry.”
- “So how long after this?” “Did she get possessed? Three days. Biggest regret of my life, this fight. You’d think it was when I had to stab her to death but no. All through that I was thinking we never got to get past this.”

- “Balls!”
- “What year is this? 89-ish?” “What’s it matter? I’m still stuck in eternal friggin’ sunshine.”
- “Today, you’re going to throw a ball around just like a regular snot-nosed little jerk.”
- “You know for a guy who’d rather break his wife’s heart than give her a baby, you make a hell of a nanny.” “Shut up, Rufus.”
- “You do know that whatever you’re trying to avoid with the eye-rolls and the grumpalumpin’ — that’s exactly where you need to go.”
- “Get off my ass, Rufus.”
- “You break everything you touch!”
- “What?” “You can’t tell me that wasn’t gnarly enough to go spelunking in.”
- “Walk away from me. Now!!!”
- “Come on out, you dick.”
- “You should go check on that friend of yours. He can’t be feeling too frisky right now. I’m a very good shot.”
- “We’re coming for you and not just to hurt you. To kill you. You understand me?”
- “That’s some conviction. You’d really crush it on the motivational circuit.”
- “I’ll see you soon, Dick.”
- “Now we’re cooking with gas.”

- “Dean, they’re not even…they’re not even going to try that. Not yet.” “What’s that mean?” “The word’s ‘abrading,’ I think?” “English.” “Cutting out the dead brain tissue.”
- “What do you want to do? You wanna hug and and say we made it through when dad died? We’ve been through enough.”
- “He’s a kid, John. They both are. They’re entitled. Yeah, I know I ain’t their dad.”
- “Bobby, you’ve helped. You got handed a small, unremarkable life and you did something with it. Most men like you die of liver disease watching Barney Miller reruns. You’ve done enough. Believe me.” “I don’t care.” “Why?” “Because they’re my boys.”
- “Nice seeing you again, old friend.”
- “You break everything you touch.” “Uh huh. Well, as fate would have it, I adopted two boys and they grew up great. They grew up heroes! So you can go to hell!”
- “You did what you had to do. This is where you learned that they pretty much never say thanks when you save them. Now go get a shovel — bury the old man out behind the wood shed.”
- “You got the only genetic case of bullet-in-the-brain I’ve ever seen.”
- “Idjits.”
- “Nice move, wakin’ up like that.” “Motivation’s a mother.”
- “They’ll be OK without you.” “Last memory, huh? Glad I saved the best for last.”
- “All right scoot jerk face, show your elder some respect.” “You scoot a–hat!”
- “Did we get licorice?” “No, we did not get licorice. We got good snacks. Licorice is disgusting.” “I’m sorry, I didn’t understand that Mr. Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwiches.” “You know what? I stand by that sandwich. Nobody likes licorice. It’s made of jerk.” “It’s classic movie food. It’s right up there with popcorn.” “Popcorn, really?” “Yes.” “You’re out of your mind.” “What? It’s like little chewy pieces of heaven.” “Chewy pieces of heaven if you’re a girl.”
- “Well, Bobby? Stay or go. What’s it going to be?”
Supernatural returns with new episodes Friday January 6 at 9/8c on the CW.
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