What They Said: Favorite Quotes from The Vampire Diaries “The Reckoning” 

Episode: “The Reckoning”
Writer: Michael Narducci

• “Forgot about Senior Prank Night, huh?” “Clearly!”
• “I’m kind of surprised any of you are doing this.” “Caroline’s making us.”
• “If we don’t make these memories now then what’s the point of it all?”
• “Hey, where are you going?” “To superglue Alaric’s desk shut. Making memories.” “I love you!”
• “There’s my girl. You are supposed to be dead. What are we going to do about that?”
• “Are you hungry? Let’s stop for a bite. A truck stop. A trucker…” “Oh, stop being cute.” “It’s not possible.”
• (Katherine kisses Damon) “What are you doing?” “Thought I’d give it a shot. Truth is, you just don’t do it for me anymore.”
• “My brother’s been breaking your neck all afternoon. Quite the temper.”
• “Where is Klaus now?” “With any luck, ripping that cow’s bloody head off.”
• “Consider me jealous!”
• “Don’t Klaus. You don’t have to hurt anybody.” “Oh come on, love. Of course I do.”
• “Why are we stopping?” “Thought you might want to stretch your legs. Take a break from the sexual tension.”
• “Jeremy? Really?”

• “Do you think Matt’s going to be okay?” “I’m kissing you and you’re wondering about your ex-boyfriend?”
• “I think that I love how big your heart is.”
• “You two are adorable.” “Uh, do we know you?” “You’re Caroline, Elena’s friend which makes you Tyler, the werewolf.” “And who are you?” “I’m the new girl.”
• “Now Elena’s dating a vampire; you’re a witch; my sister’s a ghost; and…I’m…I’m just a guy who’s wondering how life got so screwed up.”
• Where’s Stefan? What did you do to him?” “Stefan’s on a time out.”
• I’d like you all to meet my sister, Rebekah. Word of warning: she can be quite mean.” “Don’t be an ass.”
• “What if I told you there was a way to kill Klaus? But not dagger dead; dead dead.” “I’d say you were desperate and lying. Or drunk. Or desperate lying drunk.”
• “Elena means nothing to me anymore. Whatever you ask of me, I will do.”
• “All I wanted was your allegiance. Now I’m going to have to take it.”
• “You will do exactly as I say when I say it. You will not run. You will not hide.” “You will simply just obey.”
• “Now kill them, ripper!”
• “I think that your witchy girlfriend’s worried that you’ve run away with your ghosty lover.” “Stop with the teenybopper drama. Focus.”
• “My advice? If you want to make an omelette, you have to break a few legs.”
• “Where’s Tyler?” “He’s dead. Ish.”
• “Always nice to see a vampire in his true element. The species has become such a broody lot.”
• “And this time I want you to feed on Elena. You know you want to.”
• “Don’t fall asleep, Jer, you might have a concussion.” “Thanks for the concern, dick.
• “Do you need to check in with Elena? Make sure it’s OK you pummeled her little baby bro?”
• “Katherine. Phone. Now.”
• “You’re going to get yourself killed. The Damon I remember wouldn’t have been that stupid.” “I wouldn’t have done it for you.”
• “I’m a ripper. A ripper doesn’t stop!”
• “You know what? You’re right. You’re right. I owe you everything. Because through all of this you are the one thing that has kept me from giving up, from turning it all off. But I can’t help what I am, Elena. The more blood that I get, the more I want. And if I get so much as near yours, you are dead!”
• “Tick tock goes the gym clock.”
• “As soon as you’re feeling better, I’m going to kill you.”
• “Turn. It. Off.” “No!!!! ‘”TURN IT OFF!” “What did you do?” “I fixed him.”
• “Oh that’s a good sign.”
• “Katherine and I found him. Consider it our leverage.”
• Everything’s just better.”
• “Vicki?” “Hi, Matty.”
• “No. No compulsion. I need to remember. All of it.”
• “I stole it back for you.” “He’s really gone this time. I watched it happen. After everything that we went through to get – to help him, now he’s just gone.”
• “Where were you Damon?” “I shouldn’t have left. I promise you, I will never leave you again.” “Well, isn’t this cozy?” “What’re you doing here, brother?” “Last I checked, I live here. Klaus is gone. But he’s asked me to keep a watch on you until he returns. From now on, you’re under my protection. By all means, carry on.”