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What They Said

What They Said: Favorite Quotes from The Vampire Diaries “Heart of Darkness” 

Photo Credit: Quantrell D. Colbert/The CW

Episode: “Heart of Darkness”
Writers: Brian Young & Evan Bleiweiss

  • “You know you shouldn’t be in here. Defeats the point of the whole being locked in a cellar thing.”
  • “Well, you still need the basics. Toothbrush, clothes, some boring books to help you sleep.” “Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?” “What? No. I grabbed…Damon. Thinks he’s hilarious.” “At least one of us still has a sense of humor.”
  • “What’s Klaus going to do if you can’t find it?” “It’s the only thing that’ll kill him so…wage war…murder people…you know, Klaus stuff.”
  • “He’s expecting me to deliver two stakes — I only have one.” “Well, that’s going to be disappointing for him.” “I’ll get it out of Alaric. I just need some time.” “I like that confidence, Stefan. I don’t share it, but I like it.”
  • “You don’t think I can do what it takes.” “Well, you’re Good Stefan again. And you’re in control. Sorry, you might get the girl, but you lose the edge.”
  • “Have you ever flown first class?” “Who did you compel for that?” “Please. I used miles.”
  • “Do you know how hard it is to fall asleep when that’s what you’re supposed to do?”
  • “No matter what I go through to get her back — fighting my blood lust, trying to gain control of my lfie again…none of that matters if she has feelings for somebody else.”
  • “Next time we compel him, remind me to make him better at baseball.”
  • “Dead vampire is redundant, but, yes.”
  • “Fine, fine. But can we do this later? My friend just got here. And yes, Damon, I actually have some.”
  • “I’ll never get used to aluminum — but hey — at least it won’t break.”
  • “So where are we?” “The corner of somewhere and nowhere where Kol can’t find us.”
Photo Credit: Quantrell D. Colbert/The CW
  • “Well, didn’t you find it weird that you made a friend so fast? Have you met you?” “Not helping!”
  • “All right, Whoopi. What do you need? Candles? Incense? Pottery wheel?” “That’s not how it works.”
  • “Picture? From what? Our trip to Disneyland?”
  • “I know you’re obsessed with me!”
  • “She was sired by someone named Mary Porter.” “Scary Mary.”
  • “Who knows. Maybe his alter ego is a pot-smoking hippie pacifist.”
  • “Here I am. The failed hunter-slash-drinking buddy of vampires.”
  • “There. Sleeping like a baby.”
  • “There you are. Any sign of Evilaric?” “Only dead Alaric.”
  • “Tell him to suck it.”
  • “Why don’t you let people see the good in you?” “Because when people see good, they expect good. I don’t want to have to live up to anyone’s expectations.”
  • “On the plus side, I did almost finish reading Moby Dick.”
  • “Wait here.” “Why? So you guys can make out some more?” “Don’t be a dick. Listen to your sister. Thank you.”
  • “Whoa, Like Vampire Hoarders.”
  • “What? I said creepy. Not ugly.”
  • “Mary.” “Quite contrary.”
  • “She was bit of an Original Groupie.”
  • “Stefan thinks that I have feelings for you.” “Do you?” “I..I don’t know.”
  • “What if there was no bump?”
  • “So, unless you’re going to stake me, why don’t you get the hell out of my house.”
  • “It’s not just that she makes him a better person. She does…but…he changes her, too. Damon challenges her. Surprises her. He makes her question her life. Beliefs. Stefan is different. His love is pure. He’ll always be good for her. Damon is either the best thing for her. Or the worst.
  • “Tyler, I just got you back. I’m not losing you again.”
  • “Klaus drew this for you? That’s pretty creepy.”
  • “You’re not Rebekah.” “No. My name is Esther. And we have a great deal in common.”

The Vampire Diaries airs Thursdays at 8/7c on the CW.

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