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What They Said

What They Said: Favorite Quotes from The Vampire Diaries “True Lies” 

True Lies
Photo Credit: Annette Brown/The CW

Episode: “True Lies”
Writer: Brian Young

Bonnie: “What are you gonna do? You gonna hug me?” Jeremy: “I want to.”

Woman: “You look just like Elena Gilbert.” Katherine: “Actually, I’m much prettier.”

Elena: “Megan’s memorial outside is growing by the minute.” Caroline: “Ugh, college kids are so dramatic. She was  on campus for like one day.”

Elena: “You talked to Tyler?” Caroline: “He’s deferring from enrolling and deferring from returning my phone calls. So I’m deferring from having sex with him ever again.”

Caroline (after leaning they were taking a microbiology class): “Elena, we are supposed to be taking Intro to Communication. What happened to getting drunk and making bad decisions about boys? What happened to our fun freshman year at college? I’m supposed to be a drama major!”

Damon: “And if Stefan’s down there that means he’s been drowning over and over again all summer while I’ve been happily playing house with Elena. Do I need to further elaborate the source of my urgency?”

Damon: “Please tell me you found her.” Jeremy: “I didn’t. But Matt did.” Damon: “Huh. How shockingly useful.”

Katherine (to Matt): “Those blue eyes. They made me soft. I should have ripped your head off when I had the chance.”

Jeremy: “She was mid-catfight with some lady who maced her. We think Silas might have mind-controlled himself some new friends.” Damon: “How exactly did the Gilbert and Donovan brain trust put all that together? Never mind.”

Katherine: “Are these ropes really necessary?” Jeremy: “Bullet would have been more effective but we’re trying to be nice.”

Katherine: “I’m the freaking moonstone.”

Caroline: “I love applied microbiology. It’s like my favorite biology. You know, little things are just so cute.”

Elena: “What? You said you wanted to make bad decisions about boys. He’s cute. He’s interested. And most importantly, unlike Tyler, he’s here.”

Damon: “How about violence? Did you threaten him?” Elena: “No, I didn’t threaten him.” Damon: At least tell me you used torture!” Elena: “Damon.” Damon: “You do realize that you’re dating a reformed serial killer, right?”

Caroline: “Damon! Towel! Knock!” Damon: “Caroline! No one cares. No!”

Silas!Stefan: “Look, I get why you like her. I mean, I have a soft spot for brunettes too. What I don’t get is why she likes you?” Damon: “It’s because you haven’t had sex with me.”

Elena (chugs beer): “Boyfriend drama.”

Katherine: “I was much more deadly.” Jeremy: “Keyword — ‘was.'”

Katherine: “I survived childbirth. The death of my entire family and 500 years of running from an immortal hybrid. You can understand why I’m a little upset that I am on the verge of being defeated by a sinus infection!”

Damon: “Before you ask, no, he’s not in the quarry. It’s a common misconception.”

Elena: “What happened to Stefan, Damon. Where is he?” Damon: “Can we talk about this when you don’t have that murder-y look in your eyes?”

Matt: “Bonnie, you don’t have to pretend like it’s okay. Your dad died…and you died. It’s not okay.”

Matt (to Bonnie): “I am so sorry.”

Silas!Stefan: “I take it that tacky ring somehow protects him?” Jeremy: “Too bad you can’t get inside my head to find out for sure. Hunter’s perk.”

Jeremy: “Slower than a vampire. Weaker than a vampire. I, on the other hand, am a hunter. Plus I work out.”

Jeremy: “I thought you said you didn’t know how to use that.” Katherine: “I figured it out.”

Caroline: “I think we need to set some ground rules for when boyfriends come to visit.”

Jeremy: “I might not be able to touch you or hold you but I’m here for you. No matter what you need.”

Damon: “Aren’t you the least bit curious about the whole ‘Nancy Drew and the Creepster Professor ‘thing?”

Damon: “And for the record, I am secure enough in our relationship that you having psychic dreams about your ex-boyfriend does not bother me…but it still sucks.” Elena: “I love you. We’re gonna save Stefan. And, I’m still gonna love you. Okay?”

The Vampire Diaries airs Thursdays at 8/7c on the CW.

 

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