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What They Said: Favorite Lines from NCIS “Tell-All” 

Episode: “Tell-All”  Writer: Andrew Bartels “Guy’s got worse wedding juju than Billy Bob Thornton and Larry King combined.” “Cellular Communication, text messaging, squeaking…” “Tweeting, doctor.” “Huh?” “The yellow canary and the puddy tat. I loved that cartoon when I was a kid.” “These distractions feed the ever-growing beast known as…

What They Said: Modern Family “Boys’ Night” 

Episode: “Boys’ Night” Writers: Steven Levitan and Jeffrey Richman “I’m still growing into my tongue.”  “What are you thinking? Haley is a very sweet and fashionable girl but seems hardly a responsible caregiver!” I’ve been spending a lot of time with a lot of straight people lately, and darling, I…

What They Said: Favorite Lines From Archer “Placebo Effect” 

Episode: “Placebo Effect” Why don’t more people watch this show? It’s amazing. “And I don’t know Krieger. Maybe it’s just because I’m a badass but chemotherapy? It’s kind of a breeze.” “I’ve got a guy.” “Me too Krieger. He’s called a pharmacist.” “I know what sucrose is idiot but there’s…