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What They Said

What They Said: Favorite Quotes from The Vampire Diaries “I Know What You Did Last Summer” 

I Know What You Did Last Summer
Photo Credit: Annette Brown/The CW

Episode: “I Know What You Did Last Summer”
Writer: Caroline Dries

Jeremy (to Bonnie): “It’s bad enough you’re dead. Now you’re a control freak?”

Elena (after her make-out session with Damon was interrupted): “I thought you left.” Jeremy: “I did…five hours ago.”

Elena (to Jeremy): “Really stress the drug thing, and I’d definitely say the fire was an accident because there’s crazy and then there’s…well, me.”

Damon (to Elena): “You’re leaving. You’re going to college. You’re going to drink cheap beer and you’re gonna protest things you don’t care about. And I’m gonna take care of your little brother. Trust me. You have nothing to worry about.”

Damon: “Hey, see you on laundry day.”

Elena: “So, how do you think this whole long distance thing is gonna work?” Damon: “Well, I personally plan on forgetting about you the second you walk out the door.”

Elena: “I love you.” Damon: “And I love you.”

Elena: “You brought a panini press?” Caroline: “Small appliances by the fridge.”

Elena: “To us and college…and being functional vampires.” Caroline: “To the next chapter in our lives.”

Bonnie: “We’re lucky, Jer. How many people die and still get to talk to their best friends?” Jeremy: “How many best friends can’t feel each other?”

Damon: “Compulsion. The ultimate unwanted roommate repellant.” Elena: “That’s what Caroline said.” Damon: “Right. So, then just compel her ass out the door.”

Elena: “Did Jeremy get off to school okay?” Damon: “Yup. Showered, groomed, even cut the crust off his PB&J myself.”

Rebekah: “Five-star restaurants in Paris to tapping kegs in a park. Tragic.”

Matt: “I thought we said no strings.” Rebekah: “Who said there were strings?”

Matt: “How am I gonna explain to Jeremy that she [Nadia] stole his Gilbert ring?” Rebekah: “Tell him you had a threesome. He’ll understand.”

Rebekah: “Don’t call. Don’t write. And whatever you do, don’t you dare miss me.”

Silas!Stefan (to Sheriff Forbes): “Look who’s, uh, eating her feelings?”

Katherine (to Damon): “You’re gonna have to cut me off soon. My tolerance is a joke, now.”

Damon: “You’re miserable.” Katherine: “Please, I’m Katherine Pierce. I’m a survivor.”

Katherine: “So Jeremy’s been expelled. Elena will be cool with that, right?”

Katherine: “Damon, you don’t understand. I have enemies everywhere. What happens when word gets out that I am human? I can’t protect myself. I’m weak. And I’m slow. Do you have any idea what it’s like to run in heels? I have blisters, Damon. Please, just…just…help me.”

I Know What You Did Last Summer
Photo Credit: Annette Brown/The CW

Caroline: “Did you notice how Megan’s juicer takes up the entire small appliance space? She has an entire drawer dedicated to organic linen.”

Elena: “Caroline, I am not kidnapping our roommate! The best way to convince her that we’re normal is to act normal. Do normal, human, freshman-y stuff.”

Jeremy: “Says the guy that once killed me.” Damon: “Yes. In the privacy of your own home away from prying eyes. Unlike you, who went all hunter in the middle of a hallway.”

Silas!Stefan (to Damon): “Kidding, buddy. Katherine called me first. Remember? It’s always been me first.”

Silas!Stefan: “Why are you in my brother’s bathtub.” Katherine: “Why…aren’t you?”

Damon: “If I have to hear the word ‘doppleganger’ one more time, I think I’m actually gonna have to learn how to spell it.”

Damon: “Hey, how far did you get?” Jeremy: “You said not to tell you.” Damon: “You picked now not to listen to me?”

Damon: “Jeremy. Open your eyes, Jer. You do not get to die on me, you hear me? I’m supposed to be taking care of you, you little punk. Wake up. Or I’ll kill you myself.” Jeremy: “Katherine…is…gone.” Damon: “Oh. I don’t care.”

Damon (on phone with Elena): “Hey, sorry it took so long to call you back. Car trouble.”

Jeremy: “You didn’t tell her Silas was here.” Damon: “Nor did I tell her Stefan’s missing, Katherine’s in town or you got expelled.” Jeremy: “So, you lied.” Damon: “No, I withheld a bit of the truth so that Elena wouldn’t drop everything and come running home to help. I’ll figure all this out.”

Stefan: Now that I have your attention, I need a favor. I need you to find someone. You all know Elena Gilbert. Well, the girl that I’m looking for looks exactly like her.”

The Vampire Diaries airs Thursdays at 8/7c on the CW.

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