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What They Said

What They Said: Favorite Quotes from The Vampire Diaries “Bring it On” 

Photo Credit: Annette Brown/The CW

Episode: “Bring it On”
Writer: Elisabeth R. Finch & Michael Narducci

Damon: “She’s a vampire. The off switch is one of the biggest perks. Being undead gets you down? Voila, Vampire Prozac.”

Stefan: “She burned down her family home with her brother’s dead body still inside.” Damon: “Saves us the trouble of having to do it ourselves. I call that a win.”

Damon (to Elena): “I can’t believe you’re making me say this. Hey. Show a little restraint.”

Damon: “Oh yeah, the mayor put vervain in the water supply. So many people to kill.”

Elena: “What? It’s nothing you guys haven’t seen before.”

Damon: “And please, for me, no matter what, don’t eat anyone. OK?”

Caroline: “I thought you hated cheerleading.” Elena: “I did. Now I think it would be fun to jump around and toss people in the air.”

Klaus: “Ah, what an unpleasant surprise.” Damon: “I just came up with a list. It’s called ‘things you suck at.’ Number one: Finding Katherine. Ever. Number two: Covering up your secret phone conversations to that little backstabber, Hayley.”

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Damon: “You. I thought you were still vacationing on numbskull island.”

Klaus: “An orphan? Well, that does explain your charming bravado. Abandonment issues will do it every time.”

Elena: “I don’t know. Maybe this is the better version of me.”

Mystic Falls Cheerleaders: “L-O-L, O-M-G! You’re looking at Mystic Falls Varsity!”

Rebekah: “Impressive. You’re like Sherlock Holmes with brain damage.”

Elena: “So you’re grounding me. Because I dropped Caroline on her thick head.”

Stefan: “You’re really gonna keep stripping in front of me? It’s really mature.”

Elena: “I’ve shut it all off. All of it. Including my feelings for you. But don’t get me wrong. I mean, I see you standing there and you look good. I remember our sex and it was good sex. I just don’t feel anything about it anymore.”

Elena: “Look at you. Your whole world revolves around me. Maybe you’re the one that needs to turn it all off.”

Stefan: “It won’t last. They’ll either drink all the booze and get bored, or uh, Damon will come home and kill everyone.”

Caroline: “So what do we do?” Stefan: “I don’t know. Enjoy the party. Keep Elena from butchering the entire Grove Hill’s cheerleading squad.”

Stefan: “Unfortunately, I have this little problem. When I uh, party too hard, I end up killing people.”

Caroline: “Come on, Elena. Just dance with us.” Elena: “No, you guys look good together. By all means, Care, just take him out for a spin. He could use it.”

Sheriff Forbes: “Where’s Stefan?” Elena: “He’s actually busy flirting with your daughter. But I think he’s a good rebound for her because of the whole Tyler thing.”

Damon: “Do you really want the cure? I mean, really? Look. Let me give you a little bit of advice. See these girls? They look happy now. In five years, they’re gonna settle for mediocre starter husband and a mind-numbing career. And about that time, they’re gonna realize something you’re never going to have to learn.” Rebekah: “And what would that be?” Damon: “Life sucks when you’re ordinary.”

Elena: “Maybe you should turn it all off. Who knows? Maybe you’ll stop whining about how Tyler left you. Added bonus? You won’t have to feel guilty about all the dirty thoughts you have about Klaus.”

Elena: “You fight like a girl.”

Elena: “Let go of me.” Damon: “I admit, under any other circumstances this would be a turn on.” Stefan: “Get her out of here.”

Stefan: “Even when I was at my worst, Elena didn’t give up on me. So we can’t give up on her. Deal?”

Elena: “How much longer am I supposed to sit here?” Damon: “Well, I’m not big on goal-setting, but let’s just imagine a time when you don’t want to kill your best friend.”

Elena [looking at a picture Damon’s holding]: “What is that?” Damon: “One of life’s many mysteries.”

Elena: “Look, for the longest time, you wanted to be with me, but you were scared that I’d find out how awful you are. But it doesn’t matter anymore because I don’t care. Be honest. You like me better like this.”

Caroline: “He’s not coming back.”

Stefan: “Where the hell are you?” Damon: “Out for a drive. I needed some space. It’s not me. It’s you.”

Damon: “You know, I’m not really in the mood to Scooby-Doo our way through the case of the stolen blood supply. So why don’t you hold the fort down ’til I get back and I’ll be in touch, brother.” Elena: “He’s gonna hate you for that.” Damon: “Yeah, well, emotions are overrated.” Elena: “So where are we going?” Damon: “A place every newbie vampire should go at least once in their life. New York. The city that never sleeps.”

The Vampire Diaries airs Thursdays at 8/7c on the CW.

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