What They Said: Favorite Quotes from Supernatural “Remember the Titans” 

Episode: “Remember the Titans”
Writer: Daniel Loflin

Dean: “What’s it been like, three weeks? What’s taking that little brainiac so long? It’s a book. Read it.”

Dean: “We need a lead before I start climbing the walls.” Sam: “Well, um, in that case, I can give you zombies.”

Sheriff: “Since when have the Feds started tracking zombie activity.” Dean: “We don’t track zombie activity because there’s no such thing as zombies.” Sheriff: “Uh-huh.” Dean: “Why don’t you just tell us what you saw?” Sheriff: “Article said it all — dead as dog poop, guts pecked out, face frozen…people don’t walk away from that. Zombies do.”

Dean: “That’s the dead guy?” Sheriff: “Dead my ass. That’s a zombie, boys.”

Dean: “And if things go all Dawn on the Dead on us, you’ll be our first call.” Sheriff: “Boys? Aim for the head.”

Dean: “I got to say I’m a little disappointed.” Sam: “Yeah, ’cause you wanted to shoot zombies.” Dean: “Damn straight I wanted to shoot some zombies.”

Dean: “What, are you like a real-life Kenny?”

Dean: “All right but you’re the one going full cavity for the hex bag.”

Dean: “This is a lot more than a curse, man. You’ve got, like, tiger blood.”

Dean: “I feel like I’m sitting shiva.”

Sam: “What do we know of that has uh Jason Bourne fighting skills, dies a lot, and has a history with violent women?” Dean: “I don’t know. You?”

Hayley: “And while we were, you know, he had a heart attack.” Dean: “Awkward.”

Dean: “Dean, did you figure out who, uh, Xena-wannabe was?”

Hayley: “OK, So Ollie’s dad is a Greek god who’s been cursed to die everyday by Zeus. And you guys are…ghostbusters. Am I getting this right?” Dean: “Well, you know due to the fact that your son is currently, albeit temporarily dead…I’m gonna let that one slide.”

Sam: “What you got?” Dean: “Dragon penis.” Sam: “What?”

Shane: “The Men of Letters?” Dean: “It’s a secret society. This is actually their lair. We’re legacies. No big deal.”

Hayley: “So, we’re hanging our lives on the writings of a dead man who…is named after genitalia?” Dean: “It’s a loose translation.” Hayley: “Experts.”

Shane: “Why are you doing this, Sam?” Sam: “We need a bone. So I dig.”

Zeus: “What do you say? Shall we try this the hard way?”

Dean: “Balls.”

Dean: “Really, Sam? Trash-talking a god? Seriously?”

Sam (to Oliver): “You know what? How about we go get some ice-cream sundaes?” Oliver: “No, I’d like to stay.”

Dean: “Well, here’s to that crazy little wild card called love.”

Dean: “How’d you know Artemis had the hots for Prometheus?” Sam: “Intuition? Uh…luck?”

Dean: “Yeah, well, you promised, OK? You promised to live a long, Clark Griswold life, full of prostate exams and colonoscopies. All right? You’re not welching on that deal. Not on my watch. If you die, it’s gonna be because of something normal.” Sam: “Like a heart attack?” Dean: “Exactly. Yeah, eat your burger.”

Dean: “Cas, you got your ears on? Listen, you know I am not one for praying. ‘Cause in my book…it’s the same as begging. But this is about Sam so I need you to hear me. We are going into this deal blind. And I don’t know what’s ahead. Or what it’s gonna bring for Sam. Now, he’s covering pretty good but I know that he is hurting. And this one was supposed to be on me. So, for all that we’ve been through. I’m asking you…you keep a lookout for my little brother, OK? Where the hell are you, man?”

Supernatural airs Wednesdays at 9/8c on the CW.