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What They Said

What They Said: Favorite Quotes from The Vampire Diaries “A View to a Kill” 

Photo Credit: Tina Rowden/The CW
Photo Credit: Tina Rowden/The CW

Episode: “A View to a Kill”
Writer: Rebecca Sonnenshine

Klaus (to Stefan): “Leaving so soon?”

Elena: “Apparently I’m living in a fraternity house, now.” Jeremy: “I’m training.” Matt: “Me, too.” Elena: “Train yourself to do some dishes.”

Bonnie: “Do you think Caroline will notice if there’s only 89 red balloons?” Elena: “Actually, probably, yes.”

Damon: “Come to stab my neck again? Because I woke up feeling completely unmurderous. And I’m pretty sure it’s safe to set me free.”

Damon: “What the hell are you doing here?” Klaus: “Babysitting.”

Stefan: “If he gets too much strength back, or if he just annoys you, bleed him out again.”

Damon: “Silent treatment, huh? Is that your best shot? [To Klaus] He’s still pissed at me for sleeping with Elena.”

Damon: “Well, well. Looks like my brother ripped out a page of my revenge sex handbook.”

Stefan: “Well, why don’t you two enjoy your little, uh, villain bonding time.”

Stefan: “They may be dysfunctional, bickering lunatics but they stick together no matter what.”

Kol: “Jeremy Gilbert. Nice to see I’m still on your speed dial, mate.”

Kol: “You’d think being alive for over a thousand years would teach me some manners, but I couldn’t resist stopping by.”

Rebekah: “Colors, the fabrics…the eighties were just tragic. You know, I think shoulder pads rival 17th century Puritan smocks for crimes against fashion.”

Damon: “Do you know how hard it is to get these X-Box brains to focus?”

Damon: “Your brother problem, not mine buddy.”

Damon: “Some people are just more capable of forgiveness than others. Bet you score a negative 500 in that realm.”

Klaus: “What is it you say to her?” Damon: “I think this has something to do with a certain blonde vampire. I think you murdered Carol Lockwood and I think you’re worried that Caroline is never gonna forgive you.” Klaus: “You’ve done worse.” Damon: “Debatable. I don’t mind being the bad guy. Because somebody needs to fill that role and get things done. You do bad things for no reason. You do them to be a dick.” Klaus: “Debatable.” Damon: “If you’re gonna be bad, be bad with purpose. Otherwise you’re just not worth forgiving.”

Elena: “Sorry. I had to dig up the old people alcohol.”

Kol: “You’ve killed, haven’t you? Or are you one of those Mary Sue vampires?”

Bonnie: “Stop telling me what to do.”

Abby: “My daughter is done helping Elena Gilbert.”

Stefan: “You got any requests for the DJ?” Rebekah: “I’ll let you pick. Nothing cheesy.” Stefan: Oh, that leaves out about half the decade. Hope you like The Cure.” Rebekah: “Funny.”

Rebekah: “That better not be a corsage. I loathe corsages.”

Kol: “I’ve considered your request for a truce. Request denied.”

Klaus: “Your brother’s lack of communication is infuriating.” Damon: “It’s one of his trademarks, like his brooding and his hair.”

Klaus: “You disappoint me, Damon. You’re not trying very hard to get out of here. I expected more the daring escape artist, less the cell potato.” Damon: “Well, I am compelled to kill Jeremy, so I figured it’s probably smarter to sit in here and chitchat with you than try to bust out of here like the Hulk.”

Klaus: “Still, must be hard trying to live up to Stefan. I remember when I compelled him to feed on Elena. He fought so hard he actually managed to resist. Now that’s love.” Damon: “What do you know about love?” Klaus: “I know that you’re in love with Elena. But I think you’re afraid of what might happen when we find the cure at the end of the rainbow. Personally? I don’t see a fairy-tale ending for you. All I see is Stefan and Elena. I think you see the same thing.”

Klaus: “Well, if it isn’t the happy homicidal maniac.”

Stefan: “Amazing what you can find stashed away in the teachers’ lounge.”

Rebekah: “This song is not as terrible as the others.”

Rebekah: “What’s going on with you? You’re fun tonight.”

Stefan (about Lexie): “I was just a better person when I was with her.”

Rebekah: “This is ridiculous.” Stefan: “That’s the whole point of the Breakfast Club Slide. It’s supposed to be ridiculous.”

Rebekah: “You’re right. I do care. I want stupid Koala corsages and a prom. I want to have kids with someone who loves me enough to stand outside my window with a stupid boombox. I want to be human.”

Bonnie: “I don’t belong to the spirits anymore. I belong to myself.”

Damon: “Let me guess. She pledged her allegiance to you while you were naked in the sack.” Stefan: “I bet you were just dying to get that out, weren’t you, Damon?” Damon: “Oh, was that supposed to be a secret? Maybe you should have made that clearer while you were bleeding me dry in our cellar.”

Damon: “Here we go.”

The Vampire Diaries airs on Thursdays on the CW at 8/7c.

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