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What They Said

What They Said: Favorite Quotes from The Vampire Diaries “O Come, All Ye Faithful” 

O Come, All Ye Faithful
Photo Credit: Bob Mahoney/The CW

Episode: “O Come All Ye Faithful”
Writers: Michael J. Cinquemani & Julie Plec

Damon: “This would be so much more fun if we were naked.” Elena: “That was your call. Not mine.” Damon: “I was being a gentleman.”

Elena: “So what do you want to do?” Damon: “I want to throw you back in my bed and never let you leave.” Elena: “So do it.”

Damon: “Saved by the cell phone.”

Stefan: “Looks like a giant snowflake.”

Stefan (to Klaus): “Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves, you know.”

Stefan: “Well, Jeremy is the hunter, and he has to keep killing vampires to complete his mark, but we can’t quite figure out how to keep him from killing us.” Klaus: “Sounds like quite the chore, which is why I feel perfectly justified doing a little charity work.”

Klaus: “Heard you moved out of your house. Bit of a martyr move, hmm?”

Damon: “What the hell is Professor Shadypants doing here?”

Caroline: “If I’m gonna be a friend in your time of need then you need to work on your punctuality.”

Caroline: “My boyfriend is a dumbass martyr.”

Caroline (to Klaus): “Here to steal Tiny Tim’s crutches?” Klaus: “Dickens was a dark man. You would have liked him.”

Caroline: “Nice snowflake by the way.” Klaus: “Is my work really that literal?”

Klaus: “Can I offer you some champagne?” Caroline: “Can’t. Too many adult prying eyes. Don’t want to be a high school cautionary tale at the next town meeting.”

O Come, All Ye Faithful
Photo Credit: Bob Mahoney/The CW

Caroline: “If we’re gonna be nice to each other then I will need that glass of champagne.”

Damon: “Try the sock drawer. People leave the sketchiest stuff in sock drawers.”

Stefan (to Damon): “Nobody’s killing Tyler.”

Jeremy: “She ruined our lives. She’s not even my real sister. She’s just the reason that everyone I’ve ever loved has died. She means nothing to me. I will kill her even if that means I die myself.”

Damon: “You’re not allowed to feel this sorry for yourself, unless you’re sitting on a bar stool. Fortunately, I travel with a bar.”

Elena: “Last time I was here I was so completely in love with Stefan. Now that’s barely a memory. Is that the sire bond or just that I’m so happy to be here with you?”

Damon: “Survey says: ehhhhh!”

Damon: “It’s like dangling a cheeseburger in front of someone on a master cleanse.”

Damon: “Just find someone else to attach your warm and fuzzy detour feelings to. (looks at Bonnie) Gee, I wonder who that could be?”

Damon: “Well, this isn’t awkward at all. I’ll be…anywhere else.”

Damon: “If your hypno-herbs work, we should be singing kumbaya around the fire by dinner.”

Mayor Lockwood (to Tyler): “He’d (Tyler’s dad) be proud of you, you know. You’re a leader of people. Just like he was.” Tyler: “Thank you, mom.”

Damon: “And where did you say he (Silas) was buried? Oh, I forgot. You didn’t.” Professor Shane: “You’ve threatened to kill me — what — like three times already this week? The location is how I’m gonna survive your bad moods.”

Damon: “Look at you, suddenly polly optimist.”

Klaus: “You’ve been dodgy and Caroline’s been lovely, which I’ve come to recognize as a tool of distraction.”

Klaus: “What do you want from me? A secret brotherhood handshake?”

Damon: “I was supposed to do the right thing by you and the right thing by my brother. Which is what I’m gonna do right now. You’re gonna go home.” Elena: “What? No, Damon…” Damon: “I’m gonna stay here with Jeremy. I’m gonna help him complete the mark. I’ll teach him how to hunt. I’ll protect him. And we’ll kill vampires without you.” Elena: “Damon, please…” Damon: “I’m setting you free, Elena. This is what I want. This is what will make me happy.”

Caroline: “Is this you in crisis mode? Because it’s a lot more stealth than mine.”

Elena: “I was ready to fight you on this but suddenly every part of my body is telling me that I need to get in this car and leave you.” Damon: “So do it.”

Mayor Lockwood: “Klaus, please, don’t hurt him. He’s my son. He’s all I have.” Klaus: “And you’re all he has. There’s a beautiful symmetry to that, don’t you think?”

The Vampire Diaries returns Thursday January 17, 2013 at 8/7c on the CW.

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