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What They Said

What They Said: Favorite Quotes from The Vampire Diaries “1912” 

Photo Credit: Bob Mahoney/The CW
Photo Credit: Bob Mahoney/The CW

Episode: “1912”
Writers: Julie Plec & Elisabeth R. Finch

  • “You’re gonna make me run more, aren’t you?”
  • “Your friend’s in jail for murder. You have to do something.” “Well, I guess I could rip out Dr. False Accusation’s throat or maybe her tongue. You know, I could chew it up in little, tiny pieces and feed it to the squirrels.” “Stop it, Damon.” “Guess me staying out of it suddenly sounds like a good idea, doesn’t it?”
  • “I saved your life last night. You’re welcome.” “You know you could show a little compassion about Bonnie.” “I know. You’re right. Her and her mom must be really hurting right now. Should I send lasagna?” “Now you’re just being mean.” “I’m mean. You hate me. The Earth is back on its axis.”
  • “Dear Diary, The chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was ‘Joe.’ That lie will haunt me forever.”
  • “I was hoping we could hang. You know, a little brother bonding. I mean, I know we don’t actually ‘hang out.’ We team up. We join forces. We activate our Wonder Twin powers.”
  • “Oh…She-devil. Nine o’clock.”
  • “You know, you don’t have to disguise your motives, Blondie Bex. If you want more sex, just ask for it.” “Not enough liquor in the world.” “Oh come on, it was too good for you to be this hostile.”
  • “Easy there, lushy pants. It’s been a hoot and a half but it’s boys night and you weren’t invited.”
  • “Nice job.” “I’ll add breaking in to the list of life favors you owe me.”
  • “Why are you so grumpy?” “He’s on a master cleanse. Trying to be a better man and all.” “You know, you were a lot more fun in the Twenties.” “You’ll rile him up. He’s testy when he’s being self-righteous.”
  • “‘His bitterness consumes him. He is nothing but blackness and bile.’ Oof. Judgey.” “Well, this is fun.”
  • “She was obsessed with my brother, Finn, over 900 years ago.” “What? Creepy suicidal guy?”
  • “OK, fine. I’m freaking out. I’m ready to eat the entire waitstaff. Why do you need to hear me say it?” “Because I’m feeling a little self-righteous, too.”
  • “Scram, no one likes a lurker.” “You’re a real ass, you know?” “So I’m told.”
  • “Relax, Elena. Just a little experiment. There’s no need to make this more dramatic than it needs to be.”
  • “So, that’s gonna take a little time.”
Photo Credit: The CW
Photo Credit: The CW
  • “It’s like I knew that he would never stop loving me. Like he would never…” “What?” “Die. Like he would never die.” “Like your parents did.” “And Damon?” “Damon just sort snuck up on me. He got under my skin and no matter what I do, I just–I can’t shake him.” “Once you fall in love with someone I don’t know if…I don’t know if you can ever shake ’em.”
  • “Sometimes it pays to be the only normal one in a town with vampires. Practically invisible.”
  • “I mean, before you know it, you’re going to be the king of moderation.”
  • “No more no humanity Stefan. There’s a road called recovery and we are on it.”
  • “I let you walk away. I watched you go over the edge and I didn’t do anything to stop you.” “You couldn’t have.” “Sure I could have. But I just didn’t want to. But I want to now. Whenever you go too far, I will be there to pull you back. Every second, every day. ‘Til you don’t need me.” “Why?” “Because right now, you’re all I got.”
  • “So I, uh–I dug into the old family archives from the early 1900s.” “So, now you want to be helpful.” “Want me to go back to being mad at you?” “What’d you find?”
  • “You’re insane.” “No. But I think you might be.”

The Vampire Diaries airs Thursdays at 8/7c on the CW.

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