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What They Said

What They Said: Favorite Quotes from The Vampire Diaries “The Ties that Bind” 

Photo Credit: Bob Mahoney/The CW

Episode: “The Ties that Bind”
Writer: Brian Young

  • “So what are you going to do, Stefan? Are you going to kidnap me so I won’t tell anyone?” “Don’t tempt me, Elena.”
  • “Who is this?” “It’s my mom.”
  • “A little compulsion helps speed up the research process.”
  • “Road trip. I call shot gun.” “Yeh, no.” “Want me to hang out in the back with you?”
  • “What’s going on with you two?” “We kissed. Now it’s weird. Have a great trip.”
  • “What’s her damage?” “No damage.” “Come on, Ric. It’s a fact of life. Girl that hot, that smart? Damage.”
  • “Wonder what my exes would call me?” “Nothing. They’re all dead.”
  • “Well, I don’t think he’s dead adjacent. I think he’s just dead.”
Photo Credit: Bob Mahoney/The CW
  • “What are you doing here, Klaus?” “Enjoying our stalemate.”
  • “That’s right. Crazy Stefan. Hmmm. How’s that working out for you? Any friends left?”
  • “He kissed me. It’s not going to happen again. “I mean, was it good?” “Doesn’t matter.” “That means it was.”
  • “What are you doing here?” “Strolling the halls. You know, I like to wave at newborns through the window.”
  • “Why do you even care?” “Because Ric likes you. And if you’re a psychopath that would really suck for him.” “You think I killed my ex-boyfriend?” “I think psychopaths are incredibly high maintenance.”
  • “What are you doing here?” “Uh looking for a bunny.”
Photo Credit: Bob Mahoney/The CW
  • “When did you even see her?” “When I went to the hospital to accuse her of killing her ex-boyfriend. Which by the way? Very sensitive subject.”
  • “I proved your theory. Diagnosed psycho-case. You’re welcome.”
  • “Insulting a bunch of dead witches. Not smart. I made the exact same mistake first time I came in here.”
  • “You’ve changed. Something’s different about you. You’re stronger. Tougher.” “You’re not the only one who change, Stefan. We all had to.” “That’s good to know.”
  • “I kissed Damon.” (Stefan just walks away)
  • “I didn’t plan on kissing him.” “You’re better than him, Elena. You’re better than both of us.”
  • “You’re a vampire hunter.” “Semi-retired.”
  • “I’m…gonna…go.” “OK, yeah. Sure. Sure. Sure.”
  • “We needed you and…you stayed. So thank you for that. Hey, look, I know it’s hard. But Jenna’s gone. And you’re allowed to move on.”
  • “Is Elena okay?” (Stefan punches Damon) “I take it you two had a heart to heart. And I take it you don’t want to talk about it. Noted.”
  • “Elijah.” “What’d I miss?”

The Vampire Diaries returns with new episodes Thursday February 2 @ 8/7c on the CW.

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