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What They Said

What They Said: Favorite Quotes from Leverage “The Experimental Job” 

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Episode: “The Experimental Job”
Writer: M. Scott Veach

  • “I thought what you guys did was help people when nobody else would.”
  • “You want to skip the ‘behold my genius’ part and just tell us what you found?”
  • “I will grind your bones to dust, and with your blood and it make a paste.” “Hmm…clever…creepy? It’s creepy.”
  • “Well I got it reopened. Merry Christmas, mother—-. He hung up.” “Shocking.”
  • “Ever been quail hunting, Hardison?” “Do I look like I go quail hunting?” “You gotta ask ’em something like…you ever play a video game where you go quail hunting?”
  • “Birds, understandably, don’t like to be shot.” “So they hide in the bushes. When you hunt, you have to beat the bushes with a stick. That way you scare the birds into the sky and there’s a man waiting there with a gun with good aim and he (click click) he picks them off.” “That is seriously messed up. Why would you all tell me something like that? Why do you know that?”
  • “Hardison, you’re with me.” “Where are we going?” “Quail hunting.” “Obviously.”
  • “No idea what that means. I live in a monarchy.”
  • “To anybody who knows me, it’s probably best if she calls me.”
  • “Wait. What do you mean? What kind of woompa woompa?” “I mean, how many kinds are there?” “There’s seven of them. Is it a woompa pop woompa pop?”
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  • “What year are you?” “Freshmore. Man. First one. First year. Yeah.”
  • “You obviously have it.” “I don’t have it.” “OK, give it to me.”
  • “Soup is good food!”
  • “42. The number of days I’ve been off my meds. And counting.”
  • “Sophie, this is different. I gotta be me but like cooler and you can’t fake cool.”
  • “I mean how many people here are cool enough to kill the guy with the thing?” “You know what? You’re right that was pretty cool.”
  • “That actually worked?” “No. But the fact that she thought it would work, that worked.”
  • “Dude. NIce.” “Real nice.”
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  • “If this country was known for keeping its promises, we wouldn’t need Marines, would we?”
  • “There you go, record’s clean. No more jaywalking. You mad, reckless, sonofabitch.”
  • “Do you really think promising not to hurt me is your best first move?” “Haven’t you heard? Torture doesn’t work.” “Depends on the torture. Depends on the man. When do we start?”
  • “I’m going to break you into pieces!” “So we start tomorrow then.”
  • “Cause I can’t forget. So there’s nothing you can do or punishment you can hand out that’s worse than what I live with every day.”
  • “Now I got four minutes to prove your theory wrong.” “What theory?” “That torture doesn’t work.”
  • “Took you long enough.”
  • “That felt good.”
  • “You’re no Dust Man, you’re a geek!” “Should I tell him it’s the Age of the Geek?” “They’ll figure it out eventually.”
  • “We arrested your friends, all your little Dust Bunnies.” “Brothers.” “Whatever.”

Leverage airs Sundays on TNT at 9/8c

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