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What They Said

What They Said: Favorite Quotes from The Vampire Diaries “Ordinary People” 

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Episode: “Ordinary People”
Teleplay: Caroline Dries & Juile Plec
Story: Nick Wauters

  • “Scaredy cat.” “Just ignore him. That’s what I do.”
  • “What is all this?” “As far as I can tell it’s a story. In simple archaeological terms, it’s a really, really old story.”
  • “It’s the Lockwood Diaries. Pictionary style.”
  • “And I like to call him: Papa Original.”
  • “Bang. You’re dead.”
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  • “I just have to engage in a little mean girl power struggle first.” “Just make sure she doesn’t power struggle you into a wheelchair.”
  • “So how does he look?” “Hmmm…pasty and pouty.”
  • “Why are you here?” “What are you talking about? It’s family day at vampire rehab.”
  • “You really have given up.” “Actually, this is my happy face.”
  • “Listen, Jeremy is an idiot. And I know this with certainty because I was once a Jeremy. Trust me, we learn eventually.”
  • “Damon, where are you?” “No idea. But I’m pretty sure I’m overdressed.”
  • “Hi Callie.”
  • “I happen to like the edge, Stefan. Your problem is your inability to resist falling over it. You’re all or nothing, man. Can’t just…be. Although, who am I to judge. Drink up, brotha.”
  • “I thought you could use a hug, Stefan.”
  • “Now you could sit around and be his little bitch. Or you can get mad enough and you can do something about it.”
  • “The Salvatore boys, I presume.” “Mikael.”
  • “Well, I give you ten points for flair.”
  • “Why are you doing this, huh? What do you want from me? Why is everybody trying to save me?” “Because I have to, Stefan. Because you’re in this mess with Klaus because you saved my life. Because I owe you. And I can’t just leave you in a cell to rot.” “Uh huh. Better be careful, brother. You’re humanity’s showing.” (Damon beats up Stefan)
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  • “See, I told you I had it. Go ahead, kick, yell, scream. I’m sure you’ve been planning your rant all day.” “I’m not going to yell at you.” “Why not? I went behind your back, freed Stefan. And you know what? It backfired. He’s an even bigger dick than ever. It’s just now…he’s a dick that’s on our side.”
  • “You know when all is said and done. There’s nothing more important than the bond of family.” “You should tell that to my brother.”
  • “I’m not mad at you for letting him out, Damon. I think that you’re going to be the one to save him from himself. It won’t be because he loves me. It’ll be because he loves you.”

The Vampire Diaries airs on Thursdays at 8/7c on the CW.

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