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Burn Notice’s Michael Westen Helps Solve Your Everyday Problems 

Photo Credit: USA Network

Before you tune in to Burn Notice tonight, we thought it might be fun to share some of Michael Westen’s advice for dealing with household and life emergencies. It is possible these tips will get you into even more trouble than you were in to start with. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Photo Credit: USA Network

When you’re locked out of your house:

“Freon is available at most computer stores. Buy a can of screen duster, turn it upside-down, and you’ve got it in liquid form. It’s cold enough to crystallize the metal in many commercial locks. A hammer can take care of the rest.”

When you need – ahem – privacy in an elevator:

“Take surveillance cameras, for example — you can disable one by shooting a laser at it and overloading the light-sensitive chip.”

When you want to skip work:

“If you want to empty a building, pulling a fire alarm is useless; no one pays attention unless they’re actually on fire. A bomb scare next door to your target strikes the right balance — everyone clears out and then pays attention to the other building.”

When you’re feeling jealous:

“To build a listening device, you need a crappy phone with a mic that picks up everything. But you want the battery power and circuits of a better phone. It’s a trick you learn when the purchasing office won’t spring for a bug.”

When you realize your only friends are on Twitter:

“If you wanna make a friend, solve a problem for them. No problem to solve? Create one.”

All photos courtesy of USA Network. Watch the mid-season premiere of Burn Notice tonight at 10/9c on USA Network.

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