What They Said: Favorite Quotes from NCIS “Safe Harbor” 

Episode: “Safe Harbor”
Writers: Reed Steiner and Christopher J. Waild

• “Kept that in your desk, Boss?” “Oh yeah. You waste not you want not.”

• “A new playmate for Gibbs?” “What? Borin and Gibbs? “Ah, yeah. No, not so sure. They’re too similar.” “Just means they have a lot in common.”

• “You got a look at the shooter?” (Gibbs and Borin talking at the same time)

• “I think Gibbs and Borin would make a great couple. Just think of all the fun they’d have giving each other head slaps.” “Head slaps aren’t very romantic, Tony.” “Well they can be. In the right context.”

• “So nobody’s with me on Team Bibbs?” “No.” “We can change the name.” “Why don’t you change the subject, Dinozzo.” “At least let him grill you a steak in his fireplace while watching black & white television. He’s more charming than you think.”

• “You know what? I do have a list of girlfriends that might make good candidates.” “They can’t just be good.” “Don’t worry. They can be bad.”

• “You having page envy, Tony?” “Let’s not get into a measuring contest Mc-HuntandPeck.”

• “Wow, tall.” “6-foot-6. She come with her own beanstalk?”

• “How’s Operation G-Date, going?”

• “Borin, do you have any normal friends?” “Turn the page, Dinozzo. Plenty of babes in those woods. Just detect.”

• “Welcome to the disenchanted forest, Gibbs.” “What do you got, Abs?” “Um…like the grossest clue chain ever.” “Yeah, which is?” “Poop.”

• “I personally examined every sample. You’re welcome.” “Thank you.”

• “She’s an ordained New Age High Priestess.” “Explains the time share in Sedona.”

• “You want to see intimidation, bitch?!”

• “Found more ye of little algorithmic faith.” “Duly chastised. Hit me, Timmy.”

• “Signal on the ship is wonky.”

• “You find your Gibbs girl yet?”

• “Tony, don’t take this the wrong way but you smell like the hot cheerleader in my high school homeroom.” “Is that White Diamond, Dinozzo?”

• “Bend over, Dinozzo.”

• “Well, that’s really on there.”

• “Special Agents Borin and Dinozzo. Please stop doing whatever it is you’re doing.” “We’re just — eh — re-examining that very special bond between the Navy and the Coast Guard, sir.”

• “Smug son of a bitch. Space Invader. It’s a nice move, I’m going to use that.”

• “I’m not your family. So don’t lie to me.”

• “That’s not laundry detergent. Tony, take your pants off.” “What?” “Just take your pants off. Now!”

• All right. Easy now. Let’s keep it professional, people. Move along. That girl’s always looking at me.”

• “Think you can get it out?” “Yup.” “Maybe I should have been more specific.”

• “I’ll explain later, I hope.” “Abby’ll explain later, she hopes.”

• “Dinozzo, put your pants on.”

• “Of course. Fight Club. Fincher. Hit. Soap. Stuff blows up.”

• “You can always come to me as a friend, Clayton.” “No need.”

• “Is it possible we’ve done something right for Gibbs? What if it upsets the space-time continuum and sends the Earth hurtling toward the sun?”

• “There’s nothing more boring than perfect.”

• “Your team thinks you’re lonely. So…are you lonely, Gibbs?” “Nope.”

• “Are you lonely, Gibbs?” “You’re never alone when you have kids.”

NCIS airs Tuesdays on CBS at 8/7c.