What They Said: Favorite Quotes from Supernatural “Hello, Cruel World” 

Episode: “Hello, Cruel World”

Writer: Ben Edlund

• “How many of you ass clowns are in there? A hundred? More?”

• “You come back — I’m sorry — with no soul like some peppy American Psycho ’til St. Dean glues you back together again by buying you some magic amnesia?”

• “You’re real. I’m very real. Everything in between is what we call set dressing.”

• “You’re my bunk mate buddy. You’re my little biiitch in every sense of the term.”

• “Okay. So he’s gone.” “Yup. Rest in peace, if that’s in the cards.” “Dumb son of a bitch.” “Well he was friends with us, wasn’t he? Can’t get much dumber than that.”

• “That’s twelve hours straight, I’m calling that rested.”

• “Oh, he wants to hold your wittle hand. How sweet.”

• “Why would the Devil holodeck you a whole new life when he could just kick your ass all over the cage?”

• “OK, but this Malibu Dream Mansion that he-he-he makes for you to take away, is this post-apocalyptic mess?” “It had to be a mess, Sam. Or you wouldn’t believe it was your life.”

• “What. Are you seeing him right now? You know that he’s not real, right?” “He says the same thing about you.”

• “Well, I’m not Sam, OK? I keep my marbles in a lead friggin’ box. I’m fine. Really.” “Of course. Yeah. Just lost one of the best friends you ever had; your brother’s in the bell jar; and Purgatory’s most wanted are surfin’ the sewer lines. But, yeah, yeah, I get it, right. You’re…you’re fine.” “Good.” “Of course, if at any time you want to decide that’s utter horse crap, I’ll be where I always am — right here.” “Well, you want to do couples yoga? Or do you want to get back to hunting big bads?” “Shuddup. Idjit.”

• “You got yourself an awfully small body.” “Too small. She doesn’t know anything. She can’t even see over the counter.”

• “Are you a Dr. Sexy?”

• “And step lightly. We’ve got a whole bunch of NC17 shiz-nickel right over there.”

• “Well, we are positive for ick.”

• “You know, I really think Prince William has found the right girl.”

• “Kiss my ass, Doctor Monster Face.”

• “Come on, man. This is the sweet spot! Why would I end it? Not like we got HBO in the pit.”

• “You uh…you having a little bag lady moment?”

• “Bobby Singer? My surgeon is a monster.”

• “Well, either Sheriff Mills is having an Obama Care-insured opium dream or something’s eating folks at Sioux Falls General Hospital.”

• “Just don’t let Satan change my presets.”

• “Bobby Singer, my hero.” “That’s the roofies talking.”

• “Oh, you think I’m Dean. Right.”

• “You poor, clueless son of a bitch.”

• “Shut up.” “It’s the big crescendo/”

• “It’s a friggin’ doggy bag in here.”

• “Oh, look, another me.”

• “Sam! This discussion does not require a weapons discharge!”

• “Look man, I’ve been to hell. OK, I know a thing or two about torture. Enough to know that it feels different than the pain of this…this regular, stupid, crappy…this.”

• “Gimp hand, let me see it.”

• “I am your flesh and blood brother, OK? I’m the only one that can legitimately kick your ass in real time. You got away. We got you out, Sammy.”

• “Believe me, OK? You gotta believe me. You got to make it stone number one and build on it. You understand?”

• “This is Bobby Singer’s direct hotline. You should not have this number.”

• “If you’re gone, I swear, I’m going to strap my Beautiful Mind brother into the car and I’m going to drive us off the pier. You asked me how I was doing? Well, not good. Now you said you’d be here. Where are you?”

• “Winchester. Congratulations. Apparently, you two are competent enough to warrant annihilating. I’d take it as a compliment.”

• “Sammy, come on now. Come on, I’m the one with the broken leg – you gotta carry me!”

• “OK, so maybe I’m not real. But I’m not going anywhere, Sam.”

Supernatural airs Friday at 9/8C on the CW.