What They Said: Favorite Quotes from The Vampire Diaries “The End of the Affair” 

Episode: “The End of the Affair”

Writer: Caroline Dries

• “You’re interrupting my drink.”

• “Katherine. Where are you?” “Lurking outside your window. Pining away.”

• “What have I missed?” “Well, Stefan’s still Klaus’ little prisoner and Elena still thinks she can save him and no one’s thought about you since you left.”

• “Is that what you’re doing? Looking out for my brother?” “Maybe. Maybe not. I’m conflicted.”

• “What is this?” “I told you, Stefan. Chicago is a magical place.

• “Rise and shine, sleepyhead.”

• “You know you were dreaming about me. Explains the drool.”

• “He’s in Chicago? How do you know?” “Came to me in a dream. I was naked. You would have loved it. Start packing”

• “Is he okay? Well, let’s just say he’s not there to meet Oprah. Ooh…put these in the “yes” pile.”

• “It’s an antique, Damon. Like you.”

• “I’m shocked! Stefan’s not a virgin?” “Eyes on the road, grandma.”

• “You gotta be kidding me.” “So. A hybrid walks into a bar and says to the…” “Stop. You may be invincible but that doesn’t make you funny.”

• “Stefan could live anywhere in Chicago and he chose this?” “There used to be an all-girls high school around the corner but it shut down for attendance issues. Weird.”

• “Here we are. Stefan’s second personality home.”

• “Stefan was a cocky ripper douche, but I could avoid him and still indulge in a few Daisy Buchanans of my own.”

• “So this is the famous Stefan Salvatore I’ve been hearing so much about. You’re right. He does have funny hair.”

• “And where’s the rest of your family?” “Well, let’s see. Um…I killed most of them.”

• “I was your number one fan.”

• “Gloria, damn! If I knew you were going to age like this, I would have stuck around.” “I always did like you better.”

• “I don’t think so. You may be cute but you’re still a vampire.”

• “Look what I found. 1918. Single malt.” “My favorite.” “Let’s go and find someone to pair it with.”

• “I told you that I was practically discovered by Klaus and you’re worried about what I’m wearing?” “I had an hour to realize what a bad idea it was to leave you here alone, process it and move on.”

• “Get dressed. You’re all road trippy and gross.”

• “So confused. If we were such great friends, why do I only know you as the Hybrid dick that sacrificed my girlfriend on an altar fire.”

• “I’m sorry but the fun has to end here.” “What are you talking about?” “You must forget Rebecca and me until I say otherwise. You never knew us, Stefan. Thank you. I’d forgotten what it was like to have a brother.”

• “You kill Andie one day, you save my life the next. What are you? Good? Bad? Pick one.”

• “She’s not going anywhere until she’s got you checked into vampire rehab and on the end, trust me. I’ve tried.”

• “Tell Elena to go home and forget about me.” “Tell her yourself.”

• “I see they’ve opened the doors to the riff-raff, now.” “Oh, honey, I’ve been called worse.”

• “Clearly you want to die otherwise you wouldn’t be here.” “What can I say? I’m a thrill-seeker.”

• “You want a partner in crime? Then forget Stefan. I’m so much more fun!”

• “I can’t give up on you, Stefan.” “Yes, you can. It’s done. That part of my life is done. I don’t want to see you. I don’t want to be with you. I just want you to go.”

• “Mom? Thanks for believing in me.”

• “Would now be a bad time to give you crap about sneaking out on me?”

• “Rebecca! It’s your big brother! Come out, come out wherever you are!”

• “Where are you?” “Why, do you want to come rub sunscreen on my back?”

The Vampire Diaries airs Thursdays at 8/7C on The CW.