What They Said: Favorite Quotes from Supernatural “Meet the New Boss” 

Episode: “Meet the New Boss”

Writer: Sera Gamble

• “Is this good? Or do you want the whole forehead to the carpet thing?”

• “Cas.” “Sam, you have nothing to say to me. You stabbed me in the back. Get up.”

• “What a brave little ant you are.”

• “Besides…once you were my favorite pets…before you turned and bit me.”

• “Who are you?” “I’m God. And if you stay in your place, you may live in my kingdom. If you rise up, I will strike you down.”

• “It is a new day — on Earth and in Heaven. Rejoice.”

• “So are you fixing her? Or primal screaming?”

• “So you know what I’m going to do?” “What?” “I’m gonna fix this car because that’s what I can do. I can work on her until she’s mint. And when Sam wakes up — no matter what shape he’s in — we’ll glue him back together too. We owe him that.”

• “Hey, Dean.” “You’re uh…walking and talking.” “I uh…put on my whole socks — whole nine.”

• “No reason to put a gift horse under a microscope, right?”

• “Plenty speak for them and they’re so-called lifestyle. Media…Holllywood…Lady Gaga won’t shut up for love or money.”

• “You’re wrong I am utterly indifferent to sexual orientation. On the other hand, I cannot abide hypocrites like you, Reverend.”

• “I am the Lord, you’re God.”

• “We all saw him. No beard, no robe. He was young. And…and sexy. He had a raincoat..”

• “The FBI now believes the Ku Klux Klan has been forced to disband.” “Can’t argue with that one.”

• “Motivational speakers?” “Yeah, I’m not sure new Cas gets irony any better than old Cas.”

• “He is off the deep end of the deep end. And there’s no slowing down.”

• “Hello, Crowley. You looked stressed.”

• “Bollux.”

• “These scratches. They’re all useless.” “Still, can’t blame a girl for trying.”

• “Fancy a drink before you smite me?” “No.” “You like to bend ’em right over, do you. Let’s go.”

• “So, what you’re saying is Hell is being downsized?”

• “I gather this is not a negotiation.” “No.” “Then I graciously accept. Boss.”

• “She’s looking good…considering.” “Considering? I should do this professionally.”

• “How is that kid even vertical? I mean, Cas broke his damn pinata!”

• “I just pray to God it’s true.” “We need to come up with a new saying for that.”

• “What new boss?” “Castiel, you giraffe.”

• “What do you think he’s going to do when he finds out we’ve been conspiring? You do…want to conspire, don’t you?” “No, we just want you to stand there and look pretty.”

• “Lightning. Act of God.” “Jenga.”

• “Hey, excuse me, you got any Grey Poupon?” “Grey Poupon? Seriously?” “It’s what popped in my head.”

• “Uh…hello? Death?” “You’re joking.”

• “Sorry uh…this isn’t what it seems.” “Seems like you bound me.”

• “Fried pickle chip? Best in the state.” “That easy to soothe me, you think?”

• “You heard right…you’re honor.”

• “Annoying little protozoa, aren’t they?”

• “Really bought his own press, this one.”

• “Please, Cas. I know God and you, sir, are no God.” “All right put your junk away both of you.”

• “I’ll make another. 3:59 Sunday morning, just before dawn. Be punctual. Don’t thank me. Clean up your mess.”

• “Try to bind me again, you’ll die before you start. Nice pickle chips, by the way.”

• “You want some coffee with that?” “Eh, it’s 6pm somewhere.”

• “You know how I’m going to deal? I’m going to stuff my pie hole. I’m going to drink. And I’m gonna watch some Asian cartoon porn and act like the world is about to explode because it is.”

• “Hi, Sam. Long time no spooning.”

• “I’m sorry, Dean.”

• “That was unpleasant.”

• “Cas?” “Cas is hmm — he’s gone. He’s dead. We run the show now. This is going to be so much fun.” (evil cackle as action fades to black and credits come on)