What They Said: Favorite Lines from Supernatural “Frontierland” 

Episode: “Frontierland”

Writers: Andrew Dabb and Daniel Loflin

• “What are we looking for? Anything that’ll put a run in the Octomom’s stockings.”
• “Either of you jokers ever heard anything about a phoenix?” “River, Joaquin or the giant flaming bird?”
• “Dude, no.” “Dude, yes.” “Well, let me see it!” “Get your own.”
• “We’ll Star Trek IV this b–ch.” “I only watched Deep Space Nine.” “It’s like I don’t even know you guys anymore.”
• “Come on, Cas. I Dream of Jeannie your ass down here, pronto! Please.”
• “Jeannie?” “Rachel.”
• “So we get stuck with Miss Moneypenny.”
• “We are going native. Gotta blend in.”
• “I can wear this.” “And look like a spaceman?”
• “You have a fetish, Dean.” “Shut up, I like old movies!” “You can recite every Clint Eastwood movie ever made. Line for line.” “Even the monkey movies?” “Yeah. Especially the monkey movies.” “His name is Clyde.”
• “You going to a hoe down?” “Is it customary to wear a blanket?” “It’s a zerape and yes, it’s uh…never mind. Let’s just go.”
• “All right, well, see you at high noon, pardnuh!”
• “You think we’ll have time to hit on the saloon girls? Kidding.”
• “You know what that is?” “Yeah, it’s horse…” “Authenticity!”
• “Good times.”
• “Nice blanket.”
• “Marshall Eastwood. Clint Eastwood. This here’s Walker. He’s a Texas Ranger.”
• “What can I do for you boys?” We’re looking for a man.” “I’ll bet.”
• “Nice shirt there.” “What’s wrong with my shirt?” “You’re very clean.” “It’s dirtier than it looks.”
• “This is not awesome.”
• “I’ll have your top shelf whiskey.” “I only have the one shelf.” “That’ll do just fine. And he’ll have the sarsaparilla.”
• “So much more germy than I pictured.”
• “Sarsaparilla ain’t half bad.”
• “I’ll stay here, hook up with the posse. Cause you know me, I’m a posse magnet. I mean, I love posse. Make that into a t-shirt.” “You done?”
• “Ride ’em cowboy.
• “I’m OK!” “That poor horse.”
• “Well, when you’ve done this job as long as I have; a giant from the future with some magic brick doesn’t exactly give you the vapors.”
• “Balls.”
• “I’ll heal.” “Good. Cause we got less than an hour before you pick up the kids at Frontierland.”
• “I look good.”
• “Congratulations, Sheriff.”
• “And the catch is?” “Doing this is like putting your hand in a nuclear reactor. I have to do it very gingerly.” “Or…” “Or you’ll explode.” “Well…keep both hands on the wheel. Let’s do this.”
• “Well, if you’re up on blocks than call in another halo who can get the job done.
• “Howdy, Pilgrim.” “I ain’t no pilgrim!”
• “Don’t worry. Most  creatures I meet can’t get it up for iron. It’s a common monster problem.”
• “So you’re a hunter.” “Slash sheriff.”
• “Candygram for Mongo.” (Blazing Saddles reference)
• “Wow, I should have seen that coming.”
• “Hello, beautiful.”
• “Well we can’t strand those idjits in Deadwood, can we?”
• “Just…don’t explode me.”
• “Yippee ki yay, mother…”
• “I’m still kickin’, Annie Oakley.”
• “You know what this means?” “I didn’t get a soul-onoscopy for nothing.” “Yes, and, it means we take the fight to her.