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What They Said

What They Said: Favorite Quotes from Supernatural’s “Clap Your Hands if You Believe” 

Photo Credit: Jack Rowand/The CW

Episode: “Clap Your Hands if You Believe”

Writer: Ben Edlund

  • “Empathy, man, empathy! I mean the old Sam would have given her some…some wussified dew-eyed crap.”
  • “The only thing you’re missing is a couple dozen cats, sister.”
  • “What do you want me to do? Fake it?” “Yes, absolutely. Fake it. Fake it ’til you make it.”
  • “If you want to be a real boy, Pinocchio, you gotta act the part.”
  • “Until we get you back on the soul train, I’ll be your conscience, OK?” “So you’re saying you’ll be my Jiminy Cricket.” “Shut up. But yeah, you freakin’ puppet. That’s exactly what I’m saying.”
  • “You know, Jiminy, I was on my own for a whole year. I did fine without you.” “I don’t want to know your definition of fine.”
  • “UFO! UFO!”
  • “Close Encounter! Close Encounter!”
  • “You better run, man. I think the fourth kind is a butt thing.” “Empathy, Sam, empathy!”
  • “Your brother was abducted?” “Yeah.” “Oh my God!” “It’s fine. I mean, I’ve had time to adjust.” “Did it happen when you were a kid?” “No, like half an hour ago.”
  • “What was it like?” “They were grabby, incandescent douchebags. Goodnight.” “Too soon.”
  • “It’s OK. Safe room.”
  • “I had a close encounter, Sam. And I won.” “You should take a shower. I should take a shower. I’m gonna take a shower.”
  • “What about when they’re no more leads for the night. I mean are you just supposed to sit there in the dark and suffer even when there’s nothing to be done at that moment?” “Yes.” “What?” “Yes. You sit in the dark and you…you feel the loss.” “Absolutely but couldn’t I just…do all that and have sex with the hippie chick?” “No!”
  • “So you’re saying having a soul equals suffering.” “Yes, that’s exactly what I’m saying.”
  • “So you’re saying suffering’s a good thing.” “I’m saying it’s the only game in town.”
  • “What’s wrong with you?” “Before I hit you.” “OK. Cheez.”
  • “Nipples?”
  • “Sorry, man, I’m not seeing it.” “You don’t see the ech – it’s right there!”
  • “It was a little, glowing, hot naked lady with nipples and…she hit me.” “I’m not supposed to laugh, right? OK, sure.”
  • “Hey, you’re the one that pizza rolled Tinkerbell. I’m just doing the math.”
  • “It’s like Sedona, Arizona crapped in here.” “Pewteriffic is what it is. Pewteriffic.”
  • “All right, just stick with Half and Half; I’m going to go and check out his store. And no hippie chicks.”
  • “What am I supposed to do?” “Fight the Fairies! You fight those fairies! Fight the fairy!”

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