Articles written by: Heather M

Senior Writer/Columnist: Heather began writing about TV way back when Jensen Ackles was Alec on Dark Angel (so, "dibs.") EDITOR NOTE: No dibs!. She never got on the reality bandwagon. Instead, her TV viewing must be scripted. She's intensely loyal to actors, writers, and directors and loves comedy, drama, suspense, and sci-fi equally. If it was filmed in Vancouver (or Canada, really), she's going to be all over it. Don't look for snark. If she's made the time to watch it, she likes it (or loves it), because life's too short to watch sh-tty TV. But she will call BS when it's right there for the taking. By day, she writes marketing communications for the IT sector. She's a lifelong Texan (minus the pre-K years), so you'll have to accept the liberal use of "y'all." You can follow her on Twitter and Instagram at @approximofnice.

Hawaii Five-0 “Loa Aloha (The Long Goodbye)”
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Hawaii Five-0 “Loa Aloha (The Long Goodbye)”

Catching up, y’all. Thanks for waiting! So, the stunt casting of Dane Cook as Danny’s brother did NOT suck. Shock me, shock me. shock me. I did, however, want to see Danny nut up and wing him to keep him safe, but alas, then we couldn’t have him come back […]

Justified “The I of the Storm”
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Justified “The I of the Storm”

So, the Comcast upgrade to Xfinity’s onscreen programming guide on Monday deleted everything I’d taped since October—every episode of H50, Human Target, Justified, The Vampire Diaries, Primeval, Supernatural, and Fairly Legal, plus a handful of cheesy Hallmark/Lifetime/Syfy movie, which is a roundabout way of saying I’m going to recap this […]

The Vampire Diaries “The House Guest”
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The Vampire Diaries “The House Guest”

Bad show. Bad! No biscuit! Oh my, y’all. I didn’t start this episode knowing it was the last before the spring hiatus but the penny dropped about halfway through it when there was so! much! going! on! Just a heads up, this is going to be wordy.

Justified “The Life Inside”
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Justified “The Life Inside”

Last week’s episode was a pretty straightforward “find the escaped prisoner” tale with the added twist that said prisoner was extremely pregnant and actually in danger. On the drug runner front, Mags takes in Loretta. Raylan goes home to tangle with his dad, dances around whatever he and Winona are doing, […]

Hawaii Five-0 “Powa Maka Moana (Pirate)”
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Hawaii Five-0 “Powa Maka Moana (Pirate)”

Well, stunt casting didn’t serve the story with last week’s outing about a kidnapped pleasure cruise of 12 college kids during Spring Break. As the CBS promo monkeys were happy to sound out, this week’s guesters were Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey (and also Ray Wise and Stacey Edwards, who weren’t […]

The Vampire Diaries “The Dinner Party”
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The Vampire Diaries “The Dinner Party”

I don’t partake of spoilers so I genuinely have no clue what’s coming on The Vampire Diaries, and most of the time, that makes the show more enjoyable when I watch it live. Especially so when folks I like pop up. Case in point—I was thrilled to see Arielle Kebbel […]

Human Target “Marshall Pucci”
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Human Target “Marshall Pucci”

I hope this is isn’t the last thing I ever write about Human Target, but if it is, thank you so much for reading my reviews. I hope they were as fun to read as they were to write.

Hawaii Five-0 “E Malama (To Protect)”
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Hawaii Five-0 “E Malama (To Protect)”

Excuse the delay, kids. Tumblr ate my draft (no, really!) Last week’s episode switched things up a bit as Kelly was partnered with McGarrett, Danny went ever so slightly off kilter to protect Grace (and Rachel) while Kono ran point and awesomely told a killer’s attorney exactly what she thought […]

The Vampire Diaries “Crying Wolf”
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The Vampire Diaries “Crying Wolf”

Dear show: Love you, love your work, but would really love an episode where nobody was confined against their will and slapped around. Thanks so much. Love, Me. So much to break down, y’all, so let’s do it in pairs, shall we? Damon and his Hot Piece of Anchor are […]

Moment of Goodness (Yet to Come): Michael Rosenbaum on Smallville’s Series Finale
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Moment of Goodness (Yet to Come): Michael Rosenbaum on Smallville’s Series Finale

If I may quote the poetess, Pink, “Slam, slam, oh, hot damn!” YEAH, BABY! We heard tonight that Michael Rosenbaum will dust off the bald cap and return to the land of Lex. It’s about damn time, kind sir.