What They Said: Favorite Quotes from True Blood “Let’s Boot and Rally”

Episode: “Let’s Boot and Rally”
Writer: Angela Robinson

• “Alcide, you sure know how to treat a lady.”

• “I’m thinking maybe this was a not-so-great idea.”

• “Cheese and crackers, Andy, will you put some clothes on? Have you lost your mind?”

• “We were worried.” “Clearly.”

• ‘We say goodbye and the next thing you guys are back in my house and a 3000-year-old vampire wants to suck my blood. Must be Thursday!”

• “You actually look halfway decent.”

• “So, basically I’m your slave.” “Pretty much.”

• “Listen close. I saved your f–king life and lent you some truly exquisite clothes. But if you do anything to mess with Fangtasia, I will silver you and stick you in a coffin to rot until the next millennium. Do you understand me?”

• “No, they dawdled about Bon Temps visiting the home of a local waitress, went to the Kwik-e-Mart for a jumbo coffee and a box of Nutter Butters, then traveled by cube van to a parking facility in Shreveport.”

• “Forgive me, Guardian. But the Sanguinistas are gaining ground. They are recruiting followers even amongst your closest allies.” “Yes, no s–t.”

• “I looked it up. F–cking Googled it. Came right up on the g–damn search engine. It’s called ifrit. It means ‘the evil.’”

• “They’re fairies. Like Tinker Ball.”

• “I f–ked a fairy?”

• “Trade you makers.”

• “You know, I think the hardest part is that nobody gets you. Like Pam and Eric and Bill, they’re all just so old…”

• “You can hang with me. We can be girlfriends.”

• “How f–king great is it?” “Really f–king great.”

• “Yeah, your iStakes are set to activate at dawn. Bummer, right?”

• “First of all, I’ve seen enough horror movies to know you don’t split up when you’re in a big, scary asylum and there’s a crazed killer on the loose. Second, I think it’s fair to say my microwave fingers and the sun are about the only things around here that seem to have any effect on Russell. So the way I see it, it’s me protecting you from him instead of the other way around. Third, I got a headache and I gotta pee something fierce so I’d just as soon get this over with.”

• “Please help me. Don’t take me. It’s not my turn. I’m too skinny. I was on Atkins and I lost 40 pounds.”

• “Well, as my great love Talbot used to say when we were buck hunting, give it your best shot.”

True Blood airs Sundays at 9/8c on HBO.

Tags: Favorite Quotes, HBO, Let's Boot and Rally, Sundays, Tina Charles, True Blood What They Said

This entry was posted on July 8, 2012 at 11:13 pm and is filed under What They Said. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.